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July 18, 2024.

[ID: Tweets edited to be by Hawke and Varric from Dragon Age 2. First, Hawke tweets: "wait so I literally have 1 follower now." Then: "hi Varric" with a pensive emoji. Varric replies: "hey girl" with two waving emojis. End ID]

post act 3

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art request for the 1000 follower post: troubadour maryden, my loathed enemy (/j)

It seems you've caught her between performances. I HOPE I've got her likeness well enough, I struggled on her face for a WHILE. But :^) thank you for requesting her, I had fun!

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Nov 23, 2024.

[ID: A comic of Anders and Lucanis from Dragon Age. In the first panel Anders looks fed up, raising a hand from his crossed arms in question as he says: "You're not even a mage. How come you can control your spirit/demon thing better than I do?" Lucanis holds a cup of coffee daintily and gently smiles as he responds: "skill issue" with a smiley face. The final panel is Anders with Justice's blue glow as he rushes forward to tackle Lucanis. Lucanis has Spite's purple wings coming from his back. End ID.]

I love you Anders but you really need to step up your game

DO NOT REPOST, I WILL CURSE YOU

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May 29, 2024.

i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h

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June 13, 2017.

*The Inquisitor gets a case of the hiccups while at a war table meeting.*

Josephine: Do you want me to get someone to bring you a glass of water?

Cullen: I could try scaring you, maybe that would help?

Leliana: We must learn the hiccups' secrets if we want to silence them.

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Dec 4, 2014.

[ID: A comic of Cole and Leliana from Dragon Age Inquisition. In the first panel cole looks distressed as he says: "Everyone can see me now. They remember. How do I put honey in Leliana's wine without her noticing? How?" In the next panel, Leliana is exclaiming: "Oooh Shoes!" At a shiny new pair of red shoes in a box while Cole sneaks in behind her to slip honey into her glass of wine from a bee-labeled bottle. End ID.]

You’ll figure it out somehow, Cole bby

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Hiii 🧍‍♂️The FIRST drawing request I received was for Leliana by @leliwardens, and I could NOT stop thinking about a post I saw that theorized her mom was an elf (a servant in Orlais, Leliana was too young when she died to remember what she looked like, Leliana was adopted but-not-officially by a noble like Sera, and the Andraste's Grace flower that reminds Leliana of her mother grows near the Dalish camp and in the alienage!) When I did a cursory google, the earliest post I saw about it was from 2016, so I'm very late to the game. But still!!

I hope you like it! and I hope you don't mind the fact that I drew baby Leliana instead of her as she appears the games 😬💖

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We’ve reached $4,287 out of $5,000

I’m so close to the goal… Please, I just need $720

To provide food, milk, and a bit of safety for my daughter 💔

If you can’t donate, please help us by sharing this.

Every share could reach someone willing to help.

Every dollar makes a difference.

Every act of kindness brings us closer to safety.

Thank you from the heart 💔🙏

@newyorker @newyorkersunposed @newyorkcarez-blog-blog @chicago-seb @donatella-versacee @palestinian-dream @palestinegenocide @palestin @gaza-giving-tree @gaza-evacuation-funds

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May 1, 2024.

[ID: A tweet by user dmbakura that reads: "yall pissed me off so I made Astarian bald" with two pictures of the white vampire elf from Baldur's Gate 3. A quote retweet reads: "Welcome back solas dragon age." End ID]

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Hello everyone, if you can please share and donate to the Shehab family’s campaign to support them through displacement and famine. Sahar, her family of eight (five of whom are children), and extended family (three are children) need funds to survive as food, water, formula and baby products become more and more scarce and expensive. All donations will go towards evacuation funds, and to help them recover afterwards and build towards a brighter future once more. Please keep this family in your hearts and minds, and show them your kindness through sharing and donating, thank you. @danashehab is one of the accounts for the family who contacted and asked me to make this post for them.

Tags below the cut, let me know if you’d rather be removed.

@fricklefracklefloof @pocketsizedquasar-3 @a-shade-of-blue @autisticmudkip @punkitt-is-here @heritageposts @sayruq

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Nov 19, 2024.

I find it really funny that the last two Dragon Age games have advisors to guide them through the game. Like the Hero of Fereldan got a brief introduction and a slap on the ass before being immediately placed in charge.

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1000 follower REQUEST a dragon age character and I will draw them :^)

RULES:

- this DOES include characters that are only mentioned or characters only depicted in writing.

- this does NOT include people's personal DA ocs. I may do another event in the future where I draw a few followers' ocs, though!

- please limit your requests to 1 character at a time, and at the start only send 1-2 per person. If things die down and I'm still wanting to draw, I'll reblog this post again and you can request more!

- I probably won't draw duplicate requests unless I'm inspired or it would be funny, but I'll include related asks in the post, and tag people if they desire.

- please don't repost any of the art anywhere else! (Reblogs are fine, of course).

- i may or may not add personal headcanons/design choices if I have any! And I cannot guarantee more than a bust or sketch for any one character, though I may do more if I'm inspired.

This will probably be influenced by personal favoritism of characters. If this bothers you take it up with me doing art for free.

- when I'm done I'm done! If I get too tired/burned out I may make a post to end the call for requests.

- And finally, I'll post all of the drawings under the tag "1000 follower event" so you can either peruse them or block it, depending.

Thank you for reading, and following! It will take me a while to get the drawings out between everything else, but I hope we all have fun anyway O7.

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Jan 7, 2016.

How Trespasser Ended for Me

Inquisitor: *stumbles through eluvian with melting arm* Vivienne: What happened!? Inquisitor: I FOUND SOLAS Dorian: And?? Inquisitor: HE WAS… DRESSED IMPECCABLY Vivienne: NO! Dorian: *faints*

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Sept 1, 2015.

[ID: A comic of OP's Inquisitor and Josephine from Dragon Age Inquisition. The first panel shows a paper that reads in quite messy handwriting: "Dear Empress Celene, Thank you for the support at the trial. I am grateful for your continued support and hope that you can aid us [...]. Say hello to Briala for me. - Ronan." The next panel shows Josephine staring down at the paper in her hands with a bewildered look while the Inquisitor looks on from behind a writing desk. Then, she turns to them and says: "Surely you are aware that this penmanship is absolutely wretched." Inquisitor: "Yes, I know." Josephine: "Why is it so wretched?" Inquisitor: "I'm left handed."

She squints at them, one eyebrow raised, and asks: "Then... why did you write it with your right hand...?" There is another panel beat of silence before the Inquisitor raises their hand to show it glowing bright green in arcing lights and shaking. Josephine cringes back and yells: "Oh my God!" End ID.]

im looking forward to the trespasser dlc

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Hi 😔🧍‍♂️. My absence the past couple months has been one of the usual ones (busy. No energy for dragon age job) but ALSO in part due to my computer trying to catch on fire (literally.)

I've been waiting to see if i can repair this computer and bring it to you anyway, or if I'll have to save up for a new one - but for the foreseeable future I'll have no computer to edit dragon age funnies with.

SO! What I've decided to do is to have you all request characters to draw instead. Because it was 2nd place. And then whenever I have a computer to use I'll make the video too :^)

Huge apologies for putting the decision off for so long (and for my months-long absences in general 😔 it's a hard blog to shop for). And also thank you to the 1000+ of you.

I'll make another post about the rules for the requests tomorrow!

Hiii i bet you thought you'd seen the last of my polls for the next months. HOWEVER

*you do not get to know how well or terribly i can draw beforehand

**will be chosen randomly from the notes of another post I make

***Characters as vines/tiktoks/memes or whatever the fuck.

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Sept 19, 2016.

warden: i killed the arls son

cailan: :O

cailan:

cailan: anyway, welcome to ostagar,

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Dec 20, 2015.

[ID: Art of Hawke and their family from Dragon Age 2. Hawke's mother shouts: "Put that pest back in the sewers where it belongs!!" Hawke, who has a rat on their shoulder and Carver in front of them, covers Carver's ears and pleads with wide eyes: "Mother! Don't talk about Carver that way!" Carver glares forward disgruntledly and mutters: "I'm right here." End ID]

geez leandra don’t be mean carver can’t help what he is