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Taking a break from tumblr for a bit, stay safe. DMs will be open if you want to talk I guess.

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You guys really liked my last poll so

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Can someone grab me., push me to my knees, get a grip on my hair and force my face into their pussy? Train me to eat you out. Be loud, drag me around. Hurt me when I mess up. Teach me to make you feel good. Please, I want to do so well

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Someone should convince me to buy an edge 2. I kinda want one but not enough to spend money on it right now.

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Need to fall asleep laying atop someone….nuzzle into their chest and kiss them sleepily and they pet my hair and whisper that it’s bedtime and I whine and say I love them and I don’t want to go to bed because if I do then I’m going to be that much closer to having to say goodbye. And they squeeze me tight and say that we’ll be together again

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People. I’m not going to keep saying this.

When someone is being submissive? Giving up some control? You respect that. They are trusting you, relying on you. Don’t fucking betray that trust. Educate yourself, be respectful and keep them safe.

When someone is dominating you, remember! Their comfort level is just as important as yours. They are relying on you to communicate your needs and problems. Don’t suffer something in silence because you want to make things easy or better.

PEOPLE ARE NOT KINK DISPENSERS. People are. People. With lives and feelings and emotions. Give your partners respect, because they are giving themselves to you.

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Mornings would be better with a couple creampies and going back to sleep for another hour or two

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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

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the two things that people don’t get when they jokes about not understanding how doms could want to kidnap and house a cute toy and take care of them for the rest of their life so they never have to work again is that

1. It’s an act of love. Yes, being rescued from this hellhole of a working society by someone hot that wants to take care of you and fuck you and never having to answer another email or build a resume ever again sounds incredible. You don’t think we know that? You don’t think we get that? We love you so much we want to provide that FOR you. We know how incredible it is! We want to give you that and we’re willing to put ourselves through society in order to give the person we love a better life !

2. It’s an escapist fantasy for us too, for any number of reasons. Society is exhausting. Trying to navigate life and love and romance and sex is exhausting. It’s so comforting to imagine having someone we love There, available for us 24/7, someone that Can’t leave us, someone whose literal job is to love and take care of us. We don’t have to constantly worry or fight to keep our lives intertwined with yours. You’re ours. We have you at home to be there for us when we get home from work, to keep us company, to provide relief, to be our prized property. It’s the same reason people bring home actual pets to live with. You provide so much comfort and relief and love into our home and life, you’re worth every penny we spend to keep you with us.

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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

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do i have any friends or followers who know about inducing lactation or who are outside of the US and could send me meds to induce lactation? as far as i know theyre illigal here. im gonna try to pump more regularly but the guides disagree on how long and how often.

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Alright, I think I like tumblr now.

A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, it's a good day for everyone.

That was on July 7th.

Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/all--the main page of Reddit. If your post does that, it's immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.

On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogs--nobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.

There's a specific chain of reblogs that I'd like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.

But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.

99% percent of the people who have seen the post--virtually unchanged from how it left my dash--have seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. That's insane to me.

None of those 36 people know that they're part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.

And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.

You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.

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I got fucked with the blade of a knife today and i think something broke in my brain. Cannot go back to normal sex after this experience, the fear was so hot but i couldn't buck my hips without hurting myself and my partner went so slow. Just had to lay as still as possible, trust them and take it 💕

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Still one of my favorite tummy Tuesdays ever,,,,need more people to see this one please I look so good

If you think I look alright, tell me what you’d to to convince me~

@lunarsniper @slimegirl-selkie @susierose87 @lilithtransrights @xenasaur @creamdoenuts

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ropework huh? okay!

for your legs!

i thought i had a pic tutorial for a body harness saved, but i can't find it... but this will be fun for you i think ^^

Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god oh my god.

Ven’s Bondage Quest 2/?

I’d never done any kind of leg tie before, and also I’m a bit sore from how tight it was. But. BUT. But but but. It was so hot and felt so good and sexy I just had to tie it on my other leg. So I put my two short ropes together and managed it and I looked so good!!!!!!

That was so fantastic and I definitely will be tying this again

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Ven’s Bondage Quest part 1 of ?

Thank you to @controkink for being the first to send in something for me to tie!! It’s a very basic turtleshell harness but I do think it looks pretty cute on me. Here’s the tutorial

You can send other things for me to tie and I will!! Please help me show myself off. Also like. Buy me some more rope?? I need more better rope.

Will take a pic of any shibari/rope thing you send me. Especially harnesses. Send me the tutorial, I’ll take the pic. Please let me show myself off

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get your power then reblog and tell everyone in the tags!

Note: Powers only work with enthusiastic consent!

(The first poll here was very obviously way too easy for too many of you, this time the landslide option's out, have fun ^^)