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Neither Crowley nor Aziraphale is responsible for the Tumblr Titty Ban but both took credit for it when speaking to their respective superiors

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Matthew Simmonds

Copenhagen-based artist Matthew Simmonds carves miniature architectural interiors, angular shapes, and tiny windows filled with symbolic objects, trinkets, and animals. His ghostly white sculptural forms are cut from and presented within raw stone, which allows for a striking contrast between his designs and the medium’s natural surface.

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He did it!

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The iconic McElroy Double “Unless.” I can hear them perfectly.

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Your post was flagged as implicit

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It’s wild how like… JKR is so skilled at so many aspects of writing, especially in little character moments, but when it comes to implications of throwaway lines she just… not a SINGLE thought. 

Like in Chamber of Secrets, when Harry is talking to Tom / Voldemort and is like, you Framed Hagrid, Tom is like, yeah he was always trying to raise monsters, 

he says that Hagrid tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed like… 

oh you mean like, children? like human children? 

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Translation: “Rare photo! Emilia and Valtteri Bottas pose for a love filled shot” Um… Are you okay Valtteri?

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I just got locked out of my apartment in nothing but my Moomin pyjamas because I make great choices for walking my dog

Had to wait for a friend to come with my spare keys at my crazy next-door neighbour’s flat. She talked about using homeopathy on her cat and handed me a chunk of raw frozen elk meat.

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spiders cleric is here to grant you a wish 

(at your own risk since he has never casted a spell before)

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its not a sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm

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listening to spotify on ur laptop when u dont have premium: heres some ads every now and then :)

listening to spotify on ur phone when u dont have premium: u wanted to listen to a SONG u fucking idiot? no, u can only shuffle the album its from–oh ho oh, u wanted to listen to the ALBUM only?? fool that u are, u wldnt know that u now have to listen to songs we picked by throwing darts at a list of that genre–oh and dont forget the 30sec-1 min ads u fucking shit face. u asshole. fuck u

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after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

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Nosy boy wants attention but remains polite

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me: *does not in any way touch my glasses*

my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers*

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First there was Yanny Vs. Laurel, now there’s Brainstorm Vs. Green Needle.