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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

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hot women named 'Heat Advisory' keep sending me messages

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she also said my resting nice face is ridiculously strong

my therapist said my problem is i don’t have a face that looks like id be into women

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Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

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my therapist said my problem is i don’t have a face that looks like id be into women

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Are you an extrovert?

I’d say i’m an introvert but like a bubbly introvert

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have a bad habit of making ppl fall in love with me but like unfortunately there’s nothing to be done bc i have an amazing personality

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we have so many pests now bc men are failing samsara and being reborn as mosquitoes

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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

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phew one down 3 to go

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A mural of a forest in the South Bronx, New York. Captured by Thomas Hoepker, 1983

Mural Art by Alan Sonfist, 1978. The building still exists, however the mural is no longer there

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This is so fucking funny

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the most random weirdest ppl be hitting me up bro like what do you mean you’re a former rapper former model did your undergrad in russia masters in oklahoma wrote famous songs in russian and now you live here working for a sports tech company

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HICKEY???

I accidentally built up a roster in the past month. currently wearing one man’s shirt omw to a date with another one

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got used to the eyebrows it’s fine now

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a warm cup of tea 🍵