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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado鈥檈d
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hot women named 'Heat Advisory' keep sending me messages
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she also said my resting nice face is ridiculously strong
my therapist said my problem is i don鈥檛 have a face that looks like id be into women
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Who is the biggest hater in history?
Me when I'm in a mood
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my therapist said my problem is i don鈥檛 have a face that looks like id be into women
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Are you an extrovert?
I鈥檇 say i鈥檓 an introvert but like a bubbly introvert
#do i come off as an extrovert#i had a phase like 4 years ago where i just went full on extrovert#lasted like a year and a half then i went back to my old self who needs to do a reset after seeing ppl#answered#anonymous
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have a bad habit of making ppl fall in love with me but like unfortunately there鈥檚 nothing to be done bc i have an amazing personality
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we have so many pests now bc men are failing samsara and being reborn as mosquitoes
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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead
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A mural of a forest in the South Bronx, New York. Captured by Thomas Hoepker, 1983
Mural Art by Alan Sonfist, 1978. The building still exists, however the mural is no longer there
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the most random weirdest ppl be hitting me up bro like what do you mean you鈥檙e a former rapper former model did your undergrad in russia masters in oklahoma wrote famous songs in russian and now you live here working for a sports tech company
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HICKEY???
I accidentally built up a roster in the past month. currently wearing one man鈥檚 shirt omw to a date with another one
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got used to the eyebrows it鈥檚 fine now
#although seeing my mom in a few days she gon be madddd#more worried about healing this hickey first the eyebrows can wait
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