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Would you eat?

Uh... well, I don't know really. I don't know these sauces really well...

I'd just have to figure out how to use them properly in a dish... almost any ingredient can taste good if used the right way. Maybe I could use them as condiments next time I eat meat...

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Wait, I wanna change that last question

Werewolf for a year, or dragon for a week?

Oh, I love this type of question! It gets me to think about so many scenarios...

It's a bit hard to answer though, even for me. Let me look at the pros of each option...

Now, the best thing about the werewolf option is that it lasts longer. Being a monster for a whole year truly does sound amazing... a week as a dragon sounds great, but it would be gone too soon.

Then again, I would get a lot more out of being a dragon, even for just a week! Just imagine the strength, the power, the beauty... flying in the sky, the wind on your scales and your wings- sorry, what I was saying again?

Ah, right... I'll go with dragon, thanks!

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In the most sane and loving way possible, I want to bite you😇

-🪽

Huh- what?

Bite me-? Why would you want to bite me?

Is- is it in a hungry manner? You're not going to infect me with something through your bite, are you?

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I'M ALIVE!!!!

i'm sorry everyone who didn't see me for so long, school started a couple months ago and i almost forgot i had this blog 😭 i'll try to be more active on here, i'll start queueing my answers and i'll reopen the ask box soon!

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Hmm,Can you tell if I'm human or not?

Also Who would win, You or an ant?

Human or not? Huh... you do look sort of beastman-like.

Maybe you're a human mixed with another creature? Tell me if I'm wrong.

Also, an ant? I think I could win against a normal sized ant with normal ant intelligence and ant capabilities...

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Mr. Touden, Are you aware that you are currently operating an inter-universal, anachronistic blog? If so, I'm going to need to see your license. If not, I have a lot of paperwork to do... and someone in my department's certainly going to get fired...

-the Anonymous Dimensional Organization for Blogging Outsiders. (ADOBO💫)-

HUH? A- what now?

I, uh... didn't know I needed a license to run this blog... these news are reaching me a bit late.

I'm not good at paperwork... maybe I can get Kabru or Chilchuck to help me out? What even is an anachronistic blog...

I'll look into it a bit more...!

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Is there anything in particular setting monsters apart from other forms of life which make them special to you?

Also, what is your favourite kind of fish?

Hi there! I'll be happy to answer your question... it's a very interesting one too.

You see, I was intrigued by monsters ever since I was young. What made them so fascinating was the fact that they were so different from me, and Falin and all the people in the village too. Much stronger, much more powerful... thinking about how a single monster could be able to defeat an entire party of adventurers on its own really makes you wonder just how strong they can get.

Monsters vary so much too- so many species, so many different creatures, and yet they are all wonderful and different in their own way. I could never get tired of studying them and thinking about them, even if I know I'll never fully understand how they work.

Oh, also... sorry, I'm not really into seafood. I do eat tuna every now and then though!

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Laios, remember when you were explaining those monster facts to me (chapter 71) and then you made that disgusting meal for me?

Could we... Do that again? It was frankly enjoyable learning about the monsters...

(With BETTER FOOD this time.)

(@realcourtjester)

Thistle? I didn't know you were on tumblr too! It's actually nice to see you here.

I would love to tell you more about monster facts... and a monster meal to go along sounds great. I can also try to make you a specific meal if you'd like one... you can even pick a specific monster to cook and I could teach you about that one! Do you have any type of monster you prefer? Favorite cooking method? Boiled, fried, roasted- you tell me!

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Crab dishes...? But...

*Sigh* Fine... you can have them, I'll just settle for getting you the ingredients for it.

what if I launch 50 crabs at you without warning now, for no particular reason. I'm also totally not the guy that asked if you could fight 50 crabs before.

Huh!? That's not a fair fight!

First that other guy, now you- what's with you people and throwing crabs at me?!

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what if I launch 50 crabs at you without warning now, for no particular reason. I'm also totally not the guy that asked if you could fight 50 crabs before.

Huh!? That's not a fair fight!

First that other guy, now you- what's with you people and throwing crabs at me?!

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I want to beat you with a broom then give you your favorite food, thoughts?

Uh... what?

Why... beat me with a broom? I didn't do anything to upset you, right anon...? Even so, that's no reason to beat people with brooms.

Can't we just work it out pacificall? We can come to an agreement without fighting...

Hey guys blog owner here, sorry for the long absence ( -□-') school started for me, which was real bad for my mental health, and I don't have as much free time available as before, but I'll try my best to answer all the asks in the inbox! After that, maybe I'll reopen it. So so sorry to everyone who hasn't had their ask answered yet, I'll work on it!

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Hello, you must be the talking mushroom anon was talking about. My name is Laios, it's nice to meet you! I have a lot of questions about you... but I'd love for us to get to know each other.

how would you feel about becoming friends with a talking sentient walking mushroom?

-Totally not a walking talking mushroom named shroomy

A walking talking mushroom? I've never heard of a walking talking mushroom!

That sounds like an awesome person! I'd love to be friends with them.

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how would you feel about becoming friends with a talking sentient walking mushroom?

-Totally not a walking talking mushroom named shroomy

A walking talking mushroom? I've never heard of a walking talking mushroom!

That sounds like an awesome person! I'd love to be friends with them.

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I think kabru likes you 🥴

Ah, he does? I had no idea.

I have to admit, he's somewhat of an unusual case... following someone down a dungeon just to befriend them is a bit desperate in my opinion... but I'm happy he likes me! I see him as a good friend too.

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Any advice on how to uncurse somebody who got turned into a fucking Wendigo?

I'm honestly about to stab this bitch this is the seventh goddamn time he's gotten himself cursed this month.

Uh... oh man, I read "seventeen times" for a moment.

Wait, did this person get cursed once, break the curse, and get cursed again, seven times? Are they just curses stacking on top of each other? That sounds like pretty bad luck... I would recommend looking into that as well.

If he's gotten himself cursed seven times already I would look into finding some magic items or spells that could at least limit the curse... and also stay away from the forest a bit...

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HELLO! HIII

Oh, hello there!

You look a bit familiar... I feel as if I've seen you before. You must be one of Chilchuck's daughters, correct?

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Hey uh...any tips on how to chase a Naga off ones property?

Asking for a friend-

A naga?! How did you- your friend attract a naga to their house in the first place?

I've never personally faced a naga... they're not usually evil, but they can be quite dangerous when provoked. If they're reasonable enough, you can try to talk them out of attacking you... if they're not, I really hope your friend is good with swords...