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ah water
it’s like drinking wet air
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Sirius has enough incest in his fucked up family tree, he doesn’t need anymore-
Random Hogwarts student:Is it true that you fucked your brother
James: Why the hell would you think that
Sirius passing by:
You brotherfucker, don't even look at me
James:....
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lol i didn’t know they’re writing articles about you

Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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there's just something so poetic about them
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Lando: I’ve been here in jail so long, I think I’ve lost my mind.
Lando: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Lando: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Oscar: This is Monopoly.
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George Russell has always been appreciative of Max's driving talent and skill. Always. In 2021 his outrage was mostly directed at race control. In 2023 he said mostly the same things that he's saying now: water under the bridge, Max doesn't need to apologize, this is racing. At the end of 2024, Max's attack was personal, a response to something George considered to be merely a race incident, this is way it hurt so much and caused him to strike back to harshly. Max stood in front of the cameras and called him a hypocrite, told the world that George is happy to betray his friends to succeed, told the world he should not be trusted. And the world believed it. Every post on official social media channels featuring George also feature comments calling him a snake and claiming nobody on the grid likes him. That was such a cruel thing to do, I genuinely don't understand how people can't understand that. George's response to that was to comment on Max's character as well, an eye for an eye, while still complimenting his driving and acknowledging his skill and achievements. George's response to this Barcelona incident is in line with everything he's ever said about Max. An immensely talented driver, who's achieved so much in his career. Who nevertheless has anger issues. He's never said Max doesn't deserve his success. But Max was going to finish the race in P4 or P5, maybe even P3, there were plenty of laps left, and him losing his temper cost him a good number of points. That is an objective fact, you can't argue with that. It happened. It is done.
It's just exhausting to read opinions of him from Max fans who clearly don't bother to listen to/read George's interviews in full and think critically about what he's trying to say, about what he means, about what the words he's using mean, what is serious and what is merely a joke. I don't think it's right to criticize the media for picking Max's words out of context, when you rush to do the same to George. I don't think it's right to give Max the benefit of the doubt, that he didn't mean the cruel things he says, because of the adrenaline or whatever reason, and not extent the same courtesy to George, who's doing the same job in the same high pressure environment.
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why the hell would you use a fork?
craving guacamole rn (it’s one am) is that a crime.
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who hurt you?
We’ll never know exactly what Thomas was thinking as he washed Chuck’s blood off of his body.
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IM CALLING IT MERCEDES WORLD DOMINATION WHO SAYS NO 🔥 🔥 🔥
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I’ve done this so many times before but
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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omg really?!? 🤯 🤯🤯
I had legit no idea.
fun fact of the day: i’m a homosexual
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Me when the slow burn is slow burning
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I adore sunshine boys like james potter but I can never read 'x reader' fics with him because in my head that's Lily's bitch. I could never disrespect my queen that way.
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yeah I can vouch. when I see you in corridors I actually just see a ginger, squint a little and then I see you.
There are two important things in life;
- spotify
- and, what do you know, spotify
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What in th world was George thinking here by the way😭😭😭😭
AND THE REPLIES

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