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And we have our winner!! Cakegirl has been crowned Poorest and Wettest Meow Meow of Gloomverse! A victory beyond the grave!

This year we have a clear top 3! Cakegirl won with 37 votes, Wallis is second with 27 votes and Cirrus is third with 18 votes! Cirrus also had the least amount of votes in his polls

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See you later for the next event!

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The finale is underway!

Go vote!

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The finale has started!

You can vote for your favorite meow meow here! There are 3 polls, make sure you vote in all of them!

Here's a summary of last round:

Harold VS Cakegirl: One of the most voted on poll, with very close results! Cakegirl got a lot of propaganda, even a drawing, and it was barely enough to make her win this round!

Wallis VS Xela: Xela got a few votes, but ultimately couldn't match up to Wallis' patheticness when they got their shit together in the present

Cirrus VS Purple: Despite being a source of misery for each other, Cirrus' tragic stratoversian backstory (being born there) makes him a better meow meow with worse issues than Purple

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FINALE PART 3: Cakegirl VS Cirrus

Propaganda:

Cirrus acts like a meow meow- look at it from his perspective: everyone’s got it against him! he got yelled at by Nim! plus look at his tiny lil sad face when he was forced to SIT on The GROUND during the show!!

Cakegirl is the meow-meowest, she is: pathetic, evil, literally lived in an alley like a street cat for a while, wants to have your sympathy so bad despite being evil… slaps the top of her hat like that car sales meme you can fit so many delusions and mental health problems into this character.

Cakegirl is much more meow meow, she even has a tragic and preventable end. She can’t even get better! Ultimate tragic meow meow!! She’s a villain that started out like a single note character and managed to squeeze more character development and catharsis than anyone else by shouting her frustrations, trying to get Rylie to relate, having a painful flashback and eventually accepting death and recognising she went wrong

Cakegirl did it all to herself. A poor wet meow-meow's patheticness value only increases when their misery is self-inflicted and all their own fault. We wouldn't have to be our poor wet meow-meow's defense lawyer if they were victims of circumstance and injustice.

FINALE PART 1: Wallis VS Cakegirl

/!\ For fairness purpose, there will be 3 polls of 1vs1 for the finale so that no concurrent steal votes from another. Check the reblogs for the rest of the polls /!\

Propaganda:

Wallis got that moral ambiguity. He’s a dick on purpose even if overall well meaning. He sorta was the antagonist in the first chapters.

Cakegirl is the meow-meowest, she is: pathetic, evil, literally lived in an alley like a street cat for a while, wants to have your sympathy so bad despite being evil… slaps the top of her hat like that car sales meme you can fit so many delusions and mental health problems into this character.

Cakegirl is much more meow meow, she even has a tragic and preventable end. She can’t even get better! Ultimate tragic meow meow!! She’s a villain that started out like a single note character and managed to squeeze more character development and catharsis than anyone else by shouting her frustrations, trying to get Rylie to relate, having a painful flashback and eventually accepting death and recognising she went wrong

Cakegirl did it all to herself. A poor wet meow-meow's patheticness value only increases when their misery is self-inflicted and all their own fault. We wouldn't have to be our poor wet meow-meow's defense lawyer if they were victims of circumstance and injustice.

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FINALE PART 2: Cirrus VS Wallis

Propaganda:

Cirrus acts like a meow meow- look at it from his perspective: everyone’s got it against him! he got yelled at by Nim! plus look at his tiny lil sad face when he was forced to SIT on The GROUND during the show!!

Wallis got that moral ambiguity. He’s a dick on purpose even if overall well meaning. He sorta was the antagonist in the first chapters.

FINALE PART 1: Wallis VS Cakegirl

/!\ For fairness purpose, there will be 3 polls of 1vs1 for the finale so that no concurrent steal votes from another. Check the reblogs for the rest of the polls /!\

Propaganda:

Wallis got that moral ambiguity. He’s a dick on purpose even if overall well meaning. He sorta was the antagonist in the first chapters.

Cakegirl is the meow-meowest, she is: pathetic, evil, literally lived in an alley like a street cat for a while, wants to have your sympathy so bad despite being evil… slaps the top of her hat like that car sales meme you can fit so many delusions and mental health problems into this character.

Cakegirl is much more meow meow, she even has a tragic and preventable end. She can’t even get better! Ultimate tragic meow meow!! She’s a villain that started out like a single note character and managed to squeeze more character development and catharsis than anyone else by shouting her frustrations, trying to get Rylie to relate, having a painful flashback and eventually accepting death and recognising she went wrong

Cakegirl did it all to herself. A poor wet meow-meow's patheticness value only increases when their misery is self-inflicted and all their own fault. We wouldn't have to be our poor wet meow-meow's defense lawyer if they were victims of circumstance and injustice.

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FINALE PART 1: Wallis VS Cakegirl

/!\ For fairness purpose, there will be 3 polls of 1vs1 for the finale so that no concurrent steal votes from another. Check the reblogs for the rest of the polls /!\

Propaganda:

Wallis got that moral ambiguity. He’s a dick on purpose even if overall well meaning. He sorta was the antagonist in the first chapters.

Cakegirl is the meow-meowest, she is: pathetic, evil, literally lived in an alley like a street cat for a while, wants to have your sympathy so bad despite being evil… slaps the top of her hat like that car sales meme you can fit so many delusions and mental health problems into this character.

Cakegirl is much more meow meow, she even has a tragic and preventable end. She can’t even get better! Ultimate tragic meow meow!! She’s a villain that started out like a single note character and managed to squeeze more character development and catharsis than anyone else by shouting her frustrations, trying to get Rylie to relate, having a painful flashback and eventually accepting death and recognising she went wrong

Cakegirl did it all to herself. A poor wet meow-meow's patheticness value only increases when their misery is self-inflicted and all their own fault. We wouldn't have to be our poor wet meow-meow's defense lawyer if they were victims of circumstance and injustice.

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Wonderful propaganda !

Save my girl, she did all that

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Round 3 is over! Here's a summary!

And round 4 has already started!

Harold VS Evets: Pretty divided, but Harold won thanks to his much more visible emotional vulnerability!

Nim VS Xela: Xela spent a lot of time telling us their tragic backstory and it worked!

Indigo VS Cirrus: A lot of people argued about this one, but in the end, Cirrus proved to be more pathetic and wet than Indigo

Cakegirl VS Amadeus: One of the most voted on poll! Amadeus may be a fandom favorite, but Cakegirl is very very meow meow

Wallis VS Ylil: Not even the very dedicated Ylil fan club could save her from Wallis "I had two visible breakdowns" Gloom

Malus VS Purple: A pretty clean victory for Purple! Just like Wallis, breaking down on screen helps a lot in this category

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Another Cakegirl defense!

Round 4: Harold VS Cakegirl

Propaganda:

Cakegirl is the meow-meowest, she is: pathetic, evil, literally lived in an alley like a street cat for a while, wants to have your sympathy so bad despite being evil… *slaps the top of her hat like that car sales meme* you can fit so many delusions and mental health problems into this character

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It seems there’s a cakegirl defense squad

Round 4: Harold VS Cakegirl

Propaganda:

Cakegirl is the meow-meowest, she is: pathetic, evil, literally lived in an alley like a street cat for a while, wants to have your sympathy so bad despite being evil… *slaps the top of her hat like that car sales meme* you can fit so many delusions and mental health problems into this character

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Mirror mirror on the wall

Who is the most pitiful of them all?

Round 4: Purple VS Cirrus

Propaganda:

Purple is a self sabotaging idiot with jealousy issues who ruined his relationship to Wallis and somehow managed to convince himself he deserved to be hated. And then he hides it all under flirtiness and sexiness.

Cirrus acts like a meow meow- look at it from his perspective: everyone's got it against him! he got yelled at by Nim! plus look at his tiny lil sad face when he was forced to SIT on The GROUND during the show!!

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Round 4: Harold VS Cakegirl

Propaganda:

Cakegirl is the meow-meowest, she is: pathetic, evil, literally lived in an alley like a street cat for a while, wants to have your sympathy so bad despite being evil… *slaps the top of her hat like that car sales meme* you can fit so many delusions and mental health problems into this character

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Round 4: Wallis VS Xela

Propaganda:

Wallis got that moral ambiguity. He’s a dick on purpose even if overall well meaning. He sorta was the antagonist in the first chapters.

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Round 4: Purple VS Cirrus

Propaganda:

Purple is a self sabotaging idiot with jealousy issues who ruined his relationship to Wallis and somehow managed to convince himself he deserved to be hated. And then he hides it all under flirtiness and sexiness.

Cirrus acts like a meow meow- look at it from his perspective: everyone's got it against him! he got yelled at by Nim! plus look at his tiny lil sad face when he was forced to SIT on The GROUND during the show!!

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Gatekeeping the Girlboss!

Round 3: Wallis VS Ylil

Propaganda:

Wallis got that moral ambiguity. He's a dick on purpose even if overall well meaning. He sorta was the antagonist in the first chapters.

Ylil is the poorest wettest meow meow because she knocks everyone out the park on the moral ambiguousness, has a mysterious tragic past, and kissed Indigo that one time (reported canonically to have been a miserable experience)

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Round 2 is done! Round 3 has started!

Let's have a little summary:

Harold VS Cashier Girl: Not even working retail can beat the power of being homeless then enslaved by your own brother then kidnapped then- Sorry Cashier Girl, you were not given enough screen time.

Evets VS Seaweed: Despite a lot of potential, Seaweed fell through this round! She can keep running away from vulnerability this way

Nim VS Virga: And the princess finally beat the queen! But at the wrong game. It was a tough fight!

Joe VS Xela: Joe was pitted against the cause of his (light) misery and lost! Tragic, may he be in peace as Xela proceeds.

Clermont VS Indigo: And Indigo unanimously beat Clermont with his pathetic posture and trouble with attraction.

Lemon Geek VS Cirrus: Another unanimous victory for Cirrus, one of the favorite for most pathetic! The lemon kids' champion has been beaten.

Cakegirl VS Blue: Blue had a good run, but it seems Cakegirl's tragic end is helping her in this competition! Perhaps this will be her chance to be the best?

Yellow VS Amadeus: Two immortals in opposition, two lives tainted by death, but only shall be the poorest and wettest. And it's Amadeus! Yellow doesn't even get rained on-

Wallis VS Pi: While Pi managed to snag a few votes, even being a workaholic wasn't enough to dethrone our resident drama queen from his sad patch of misery. Wallis wins!

Ylil VS Rylie: While Rylie pulled ahead at the beginning, the Judge and her followers quickly reminded her that a meow meow can't just be pathetic. A true meow meow needs moral complexity. And the Judge's is far from being black and white.

The Baby VS Malus: Who put this baby here and why is it fighting a revolution leader. Malus wins, but the mysterious fate of The Baby still earned it a few votes.

Purple VS Yma: A true competition of meow meowness! Yma and Purple tied, but some propaganda tilted the odd in Purple's favor! You are not immune to propaganda.

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Round 3: Purple VS Malus

Propaganda:

Purple is a self sabotaging idiot with jealousy issues who ruined his relationship to Wallis and somehow managed to convince himself he deserved to be hated. And then he hides it all under flirtiness and sexiness.

Malus was born a slave and led an uprising