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That guy look familiar to you?

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JASON STATHAM in THE MEG (2018)

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JASON STATHAM as JONAS TAYLOR The Meg (2018) dir. Jon Turteltaub

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if you're not following at least one person who posts beatles rpf are you even on tumblr. it's an important food group. along with that 1 person who still posts abt an obscure 80s movie every single day and 3-4 mid 20s trans women who all follow each other and have a super specific robot/computer fetish that mostly manifests in blogging abt a robot girlfriend overheating like a macbook. it's not about what you're into it's about anthropology

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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

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someday probably not too far in the future, phil is gonna prank dan and laugh and dan is gonna say “i hate u” and phil is gonna say “u love me” and dan is gonna do that soft super dimply smile and just say “yeah” and we’re all gonna die right then and there

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In my gypsy bride era

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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I welcome the new twist on an old joke!

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OK

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I can never just have a normal day there always has to be some sort of psychosexual horror show

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she says "oh you like that huh 😏" i tell her that's a most astute observation

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

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Has anyone told dan hes not allowed to talk about phan on dnps main platforms? Thats like phandom ettiquette 101 c'mon🙄

hope dan knows that dan and phil hate him for speculating in a space where they can see

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4 hours ago from entertainment weekly