"I know you, and I know you'll stay strong, because that's what a gentleman does." -Professor Layton and the Unwound Future Avatar by jam-blue!!
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i had a dream that the new pokemon legends came out, but it was so intense. like my character was in an elevator and it started to plummet and i had to pull out a psychic pokemon i just HAPPENED to have and have it levitate us safely so we wouldn't die when the elevator crashed in the basement of professor sycamore's lab. Professor sycamore, btw, was the protag's dad, and he rushed to help when he found out the elevator crashed and praised the protag's quick thinking, (while i was like, man, what if i didn't have a psychic type on me? i would have had to restart from the last save), BUT THE PROTAG WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT THEIR DAD TRIED TO KILL THEM or someone else who's in charge of the lab and gives out elevator keys and i was sitting back playing like "nah. i like sycamore and him being a twist villain isn't how pokemon rolls. Lysander is probably pulling the strings even if we haven't met him yet"
between all of this i was trying to paint my nails and keep from smearing them while playing the game and it was a stressful time all around but there you go.
#rose and rambles#i think there were a couple of things the dream came from but really funny it all translated into pokemon#specifically me playing a pokemon game
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Lots of realy cute cats. Last one is one funky cool cat
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every person ive ever suggested to that going through your partners phone not only invades their privacy but also the privacy of all the people who have possibly texted very personal things to them have acted like they genuinely never thought of that before
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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of
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the big three questions of media analysis: what the author wanted to say, what they actually said, and what they didn’t know they were saying
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#WAH THIS IS SO CUTE#I LOVE THIS DESIGN SO MUCH AHHH#AND THE PAINTING TEXTURE LOOKS SO WARM AND INVITING#AHHH
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i’ve started saying “i’ve been having health issues” like some sort of suburban mother and gotta say. would highly recommend. lets people know you’re not doin’ too hot without leaving room for questions. gets them off your ass. makes you mysterious. am i shitting myself blind or wasting away like a delicate victorian maiden? who knows! not you!
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This paints such a beautiful picture
#HELP HELP IM LITERALLY FHBVJDHFBVHDBFV#listen i (29F) had my first ever date this past Saturday and im literally like#fhvbdfhvb#sorry i don't wanna video chat and play two player video games i wanna slouch and grind in rune factory 4 all by myself#i got three yellow feathers baybeee#it doesn't help that i text my close close friends on average of once a month#and i see them in person even less frequently#the guy im texting now mentioned with awe that im very busy because i was a little slow to respond to texts and im sitting here like#3-4 long paragraphs of text per day is a luxury few in my life want from me what is happening#just to be clear the guy is so sweet and very handsome and we bond over video games and chatting is pretty easy#and im the one who joined bumble because i wanted to give dating an earnest try#BUT IM SO TIRED IM SORRYYYYYYYYY#MY SACRED SILENCE AND SPACE IS RIGHT#I'm like phew... dating is exhausting... is something wrong with me???#but this is encouraging thank you#i feel seen
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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.
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"this is an inaccurate adaptation" okay but is it good "this didn't happen in the book" does it make sense in the context of the new work though "they totally changed the plot" and is the new one good or bad "it's completely different" not what I asked "they changed all the stuff I like" then I get why you wouldn't be into it but I'm asking about its own artistic merits "this character is meant to be blonde" I couldn't give less of a fuck
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dichotomy of “nothing in the digital age is permanent, we are losing physicality and thus part of ourselves” vs. “everything in the digital age is permanent, everything you do is recorded and stored for later use against you or to exploit you”
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