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painting my nails in a very cool and hot and sexy bright red in a very masculine way guys just trust me

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Glass Galaxy Snails // Nocco Noccoo on Etsy

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for some reason nothing tastes as good as I think it will anymore, like I will CRAVEEEEee something for literal weeks and then I get it and it fucking sucks. there's like some philosophy that applies to this and I'm fucking mad about it.

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girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

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Also, props to Allan???

He's a doll most people have never heard of. He got discontinued forever ago cause he was perceived as gay by consumers and they didn't like that.

But I love that he had an actual role in Barbie. He was very queer coded, yeah, but he didn't like when all the Kens turned to Patriarchy. He was so uncomfortable that he wanted to abandon Barbieland all together. He knew it was wrong.

And then he helped the Barbies get themselves back. He had a pink jumpsuit and sunglasses and went out all stealthy to get the Barbies in the van. He even voted at the end to keep the constitution the way it was.

Big Allan fan over here.

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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LadyGunn Magazine, 2012

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cmyk test pages r like angels to me

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I also sobbed when I saw barbie appreciating an old woman, sitting beside her on the bench, because that's what a woman is and that's what being human is, and that's what life is and she saw imperfection and age and realized it was beautiful.

She was so scared of being imperfect and having cellulite and aging and dying, and then she saw how beautiful all of those things could be, and she cried, and I cried.

And I understood. And I felt understood.

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"genre-savvy" no i want a genre-unsavvy protagonist. scratch that, i want a genre-deluded protagonist.

i want a protagonist who is convinced until the last possible moment that they're in a lighthearted romcom--despite the proliferation of slasher murders. give me a soccer dad who is just so determined to enjoy family vacation, despite the fact the kids summoned an eldritch deity from the lake. a preteen who is experiencing a coming-of-age saga and annoyed their parents aren't emotionally present (the parents are distracted by a literal zombie apocalypse). endless possibilities

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girl what the fuck is this

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Tadpole mermaid~

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I still can't believe it was Tyler who was in the ned costume lol

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lansia viva

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wee woo stuff!!