proteusspade
proteusspade
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proteusspade · 1 month ago
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Vimes wakes up in the shadow of a barricade and immediately assumes the worst. But then it turns out this Enjolras lad’s got all the good parts of Ned Coates and Reg Shoe with very little of the bad, and his second-in-command reminds him a little of Dr. Lawn, and it’s funny, but he gets the feeling this revolution might work out after all.
Javert, meanwhile, finds himself drawn quite against his will into a discussion of the finer points of the law with one Captain Ironfoundersson…
(You can blame this thread for the nonsense above! Don’t ask me how the timeline works, it went all wibbly-wobbly for comedic purposes, okay. ALSO LOOK, A CROSSOVER THAT DOESN’T END IN TEARS!)
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proteusspade · 3 months ago
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proteusspade · 3 months ago
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TFW you realize years of war strategy were based on thirteen year-old you thinking tigers looked similar to basketballs
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proteusspade · 3 months ago
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As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.
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proteusspade · 3 months ago
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proteusspade · 3 months ago
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Found that over at mastodon
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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Every person in a position of political power should have their daily needs matched to the lowest class of their country.
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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Don’t pick fights u can’t win Vulpes 😿😿❤️❤️
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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“as you wish, oh fearless leader.”
“marco? knock it off.”
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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Getting the sense D&D tiktok hates paladins so bad (except for Oathbreakers), and they're all wrong.
"Paladins are cops"
They don't have to be, and if the people you play with play paladins like that, they're boring.
"Paladins are too OP"
Buddy, if you're in a group where most are spell casters with low strength and charisma stats, you're gonna need that paladin to come through with their two-attack smiting power while the group benefits from their various different aura that provides buffs AS WELL AS PROVIDE MEDICAL HELP WITH THEIR LAY ON HANDS
"Paladins are boring"
Your group is boring. Like there are so many ways you can play a paladin that isn't "righteous god fearing cop" or "evil oathbreaker" so this is a skill issue and maybe the people in your groups who plays paladins need to get creative.
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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White MAGA is massively unqualified.
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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Lmaoooo you can see it sweeping in on the right at the start of the video
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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y'all ever reach the end of google
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proteusspade · 4 months ago
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