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Eternatus!!!!
Eternatus is a MASSIVE vaguely skeleton Poison/Dragon-type dragon thing. At 65โ07โ, or 20.0m, itโs by far the longest pokemon in existence, surpassing even the comically huge Wailord. Itโs a pretty creative design, resembling an Ultra Beast in terms of aesthetic, albeit much less aesthetically cohesive than any of them if you ask me. Itโs also impossible to talk about without going over Sword and Shieldโs trainwreck of a plot, which beinโ real Iโm super not excited to do. Itโs a mess, guys :(

So uh. How to start this. Eternatus is a Legendary pokemon sustained by absorbing energy emanating from the Galar region into the core on its chest. 3,000 years ago, there was an event called the Darkest Day (Black Night in Japan, which sounds far cooler), in which Eternatus attempted to draw out an excessive amount of energy and created a black storm. This storm caused numerous pokemon in the region to enter their Dynamax and Gigantamax states, which then all went berserk and rampaged throughout Galar, nearly destroying it. It only ended when Zacian and Zamazenta defeated Eternatus in battle, stopping the phenomenon.
Come present day, Chairman Rose is attempting to bring about the Darkest Day AGAIN, because like. Apparently Galar will run out of Dynamax energy? But like, not for a thousand more years. Rose just has a lot of anxiety over this or something. Itโs kinda framed as a clumsy climate change analogue which frankly makes for a terrible plot given climate change is an issue RIGHT NOW, not a thousand years in the future, and trying to fix it is a GOOD THING and not at all comparable to summoning a draconic apocalypse. Like, what are people supposed to glean from this? That major issues donโt matter right now and also itโs not worth trying to fix them? The whole thingโs a dumpster fire.
Anyway, Rose succeeds at restraining Eternatus during the player and Leonโs Championship Match, because apparently even waiting a single day was out of the question. Then he predictably couldnโt control it and the Darkest Day happens again, with Eternatus then absorbing enough energy to transform into its Eternamax state, which is uh. A giant hand coming out of a spiral-shaped thing, I guess. Itโs also 328โ01โ (or 100.0m) long now, which is incomprehensibly huge, and its weight is just listed as ???. I like how theyโre really pushing the boundary of what qualifies as a pokemon, but it doesnโt really mesh with the base form or make any sort of conceptual sense. Eternamax Eternatus also isnโt actually accessible to the player, which is unfortunate. But yeah, Zacian and Zamazenta appear and help defeat it again and the player catches it and all is well!
Shiny Eternatus is a deep crimson, which is cool but it doesnโt contrast the red glow as well. I like it well enough, though. Not that it matters since itโs shiny-locked and you canโt get one :v
All that said, though I don't dislike Eternatus, I don't particularly like it either. The idea of a poisonous skeleton dragon is GREAT, but Eternatusโs execution just feels soulless. The Ultra Beasts all had a similarly weird aesthetic, but they all still felt solidly designed, and they were typically packed with a whole lot of personality. Eternatus is just kind of a mess of pointy spinal columns haphazardly glued together with no real substance to it, literally or figuratively. And it's mired by its association with SwSh's abysmal plot, which doesn't help either. At least it's got a pretty colour scheme going for it, though, and the sheer weirdness of the Eternamax form in particular earns it a lot of respect.
Pointy spine hand-dragon/10.
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#heavenlydelusion is the breakout hit of the season and in the running for best anime of the year ๐บย
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I Don't wanna Cry
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ๅฟใใ่บซไฝใใๆๆบขใใ
ใไฝๅบฆใงใใตใใใง็ใใฆ่กใใใใ
ใใชใใฎๅฃฐใ็ใๅใ~
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I Don't wanna Cry
Can I really love you
Full of love from heart to body
"I want to live together as many times as I want"
Your voice whispers sweetly~
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time for my monthly drawovers
these are probably my favorites iโve ever done tbh
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โจ ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฎ โจย
ย The annual gathering of the chromatic wizards has come and gone. Back to their realms, until called upon again!
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All part of my WIZTOBER II prompt!ย
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Assortment of Sega Dreamcast Game Disc Artworks (1998-2001)
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๐บ AMV ๐ถ
โจ FADING FAST โจ
[Sonny Boy x The Go-Goโs]
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Duolingo should sell out and license Duo the ๐ฆ to annoy you on other apps
Guy is simply too powerful to be limited to one ecosystem ๐คท
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โค๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Was gonna post this on their lovely birthday, but was LATE, so why not July 28th.
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also post larva karkat 9 times - sothu
How about instead of (arguably the best character in homestuck's history) posted 9 times, I give you one post but there's of 9 of him?
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