*he slither’s towards you* that really hurt, I require affection
*he whimpers like a sad puppy* I-i need a hug
greetings! It is I, the great sir pentious! *he hits his head on a doorframe while trying to walk into the room* ow!
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(aww poor baby! come here sweetieeeee! lemme kiss it better!!)
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they’re in hell all alone?!
Charlie, remember me? It is I, sir pentious, have you seen my egg boi’s?
@proud-father-of-eggies
"Of course, I remember you, Sir Pentious! Hm, I haven't seen them lately. Do you need help finding them?"
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Yesterday, and I saw them infront of the door to the hotel, but from inside
Charlie, remember me? It is I, sir pentious, have you seen my egg boi’s?
@proud-father-of-eggies
"Of course, I remember you, Sir Pentious! Hm, I haven't seen them lately. Do you need help finding them?"
@proud-father-of-eggies
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…
Waifu Meter
"You heard it here. You can start lining up."
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sir pentious, you’re not a good boy… (wait for it)
YOU’RE BEST BOY!!!!
(first reaction)
I’m not a good boy?…
(second reaction)
I’m best boy?!
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t-thank you… *sir pentious squeezes you in a hug, clearly overjoyed*
have you seen my egg boi’s?
@proud-father-of-eggies
"I haven't as of late, but I'll keep my eyes out for them. "
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I truly miss my egg boi’s
have you seen my egg boi’s?
@proud-father-of-eggies
"I haven't as of late, but I'll keep my eyes out for them. "
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yes, I wish to bring them with me, I miss my egg boi’s
Charlie, remember me? It is I, sir pentious, have you seen my egg boi’s?
@proud-father-of-eggies
"Of course, I remember you, Sir Pentious! Hm, I haven't seen them lately. Do you need help finding them?"
@proud-father-of-eggies
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Sir pentious:greetingssss everyone! Welcome to the blog
Sir pentious:I am sir pentious, if you didn’t already know, and this is my blog, I am here to interact with othersss, along with my egg boi’s
egg boi1:hello everyone, boss said that we were making this
(Mod: @coffee-the-bat)
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