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well hello Zoe, it’s uh… nice to meet you

//Zoe: hello sir Pentious!

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hello, um… do I know you?

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//Zoe: hello sir Pentious!

@zoe-hartfelt

hello, um… do I know you?

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i drew your anatomy + Doodle of the Egg bois

*GASP* EGG BOIS!!!

(Also, nice job on the anatomy, but where’s his spine?)

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*he slither’s towards you* that really hurt, I require affection

*he whimpers like a sad puppy* I-i need a hug

greetings! It is I, the great sir pentious! *he hits his head on a doorframe while trying to walk into the room* ow!

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(aww poor baby! come here sweetieeeee! lemme kiss it better!!)

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they’re in hell all alone?!

Charlie, remember me? It is I, sir pentious, have you seen my egg boi’s?

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"Of course, I remember you, Sir Pentious! Hm, I haven't seen them lately. Do you need help finding them?"

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Yesterday, and I saw them infront of the door to the hotel, but from inside

Charlie, remember me? It is I, sir pentious, have you seen my egg boi’s?

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"Of course, I remember you, Sir Pentious! Hm, I haven't seen them lately. Do you need help finding them?"

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…

Waifu Meter

"You heard it here. You can start lining up."

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sir pentious, you’re not a good boy… (wait for it)

YOU’RE BEST BOY!!!!

(first reaction)

I’m not a good boy?…

(second reaction)

I’m best boy?!

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t-thank you… *sir pentious squeezes you in a hug, clearly overjoyed*

have you seen my egg boi’s?

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"I haven't as of late, but I'll keep my eyes out for them. "

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I truly miss my egg boi’s

have you seen my egg boi’s?

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"I haven't as of late, but I'll keep my eyes out for them. "

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yes, I wish to bring them with me, I miss my egg boi’s

Charlie, remember me? It is I, sir pentious, have you seen my egg boi’s?

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"Of course, I remember you, Sir Pentious! Hm, I haven't seen them lately. Do you need help finding them?"

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Sir pentious:greetingssss everyone! Welcome to the blog

Sir pentious:I am sir pentious, if you didn’t already know, and this is my blog, I am here to interact with othersss, along with my egg boi’s egg boi1:hello everyone, boss said that we were making this (Mod: @coffee-the-bat)