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artist who usually draws horses draws a wolf

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at the moment yeah, I went to an antiques shop a couple of days ago and i looked a painted little victorian orphan on a brooch in the eye for too long.

That night at work the printer fucked up after I touched it and the following night our shower has started having shitty low water pressure all of a sudden too.

Little shit of a kid

do you feel cursed?

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fuck no just a little splash of milk

Do you like your tea sweet?

Yes

No

I don't drink tea

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even Newcastle, Wollongong and Parramatta have lord mayors

So today the Lord Mayor of Melbourne made the ill judged decision to use AI to generate some artists impressions of the new parks he plans to build

Downside being he didn't notice the dead body the AI decided to chuck in there

Just another day in Australian politics

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they call it jell-o

In America, Jam is called jelly, right? What is jelly called in America, then? (I'm British)

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misread as "deskbuilding roguelite" and immediately pictured stumbling into the next dungeon with 1hp going "please be a swedish meatball kitchen" only to be greeted by a BIG MALEVOLENT ALLEN WRENCH and having my run fucked up because I was missing a piece of dowel

you know you've got a good deckbuilding roguelite combo when you're not sure the game will even implement it correctly

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everyone who voted "no"

Today's your lucky day

have you ever been caught in a lie?

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Genuinely believe I haven't heard a single one

have you heard most of the songs currently on the billboard hot 100?

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have you seen Pearl?

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USian style evangelicals probably not

would you be friends with a person whose openly christian or do you not trust them?

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Sometimes a Son’s Greatest Fear is Becoming His Father

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king shit

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he at least owes you a beer

idk why I'm making this poll I just thought it would be funny to see the results since I, personally, think I should bill him for the surgery since the main reason I haven't gotten it is bc I can't afford it lol

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banned from the Glock horse cum factory because of my hobbies

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hard to get this fucker to run android

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