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Martin: This statement is important!

Jon: Did you look into the statement giver's fate?

Martin: I did look into the statement giver's fate

Jon: Only stupid people look into statement givers' fates. You are stupid.

Tim: I looked into the statement giver's fate

Jon: You are a whore

Tim: This vexes me

Carlos Vittery: I am being haunted by a spider

Martin: That's bad

Carlos Vittery: Also I have arachnophobia

Sasha: You need to be researched. Also, I have not spoken in a while

Jon: No, research will lie to us. He needs to be disbelieved.

Martin: I forbid this!

Jon: Don't care. More disbelief.

Carlos Vittery: I died

Jon: This is unrelated to the spider

Elias: I too am in this episode

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big fan of the 111 (I think) scene where gerrys like 'they don't want blood, not really" and Jon's like erm ☝️ actually the vampires bro

this is genuinely probably one of my favourite moments in the whole series their dynamic is so dear to me I love everything about them (it hurts)

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the fact jon sims is an orphan isnt dwelled on at ALL cus of how much shit he goes through in the series will never not be funny to me. like yeah ok both your parents are dead get back to the Horrors gay boy

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i think the horror in Elias’ body being stolen isn’t just the fact that it’s stolen, but the fact that nobody cares. It’s feels like a step-up from the NotThem because at least with the NotThem everyone except one has the privilege of forgetting the real person- not with Elias, though. no. Everyone knew, including the audience, and nobody bothers to refer to Jonah as his real name. Instead of unknowingly forgetting, they’re doing so willingly.

Peter acknowledged the fact that Jonah steals bodies, he even knew him when he was James Wright, and still verbalised his choice to call him Elias. Gertrude knew, and possibly knew the actual Elias too, and still spat out the name Elias right before she died like it’s an insult. The audience is well aware, and yet it’s jonelias, not jonjonah. when it’s not lonelyeyes it’s peterelias, not peterjonah. Both in and out of the universe, the original Elias is gone.

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Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thing

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Do you ever think about the fact Jon and Tim die together, and in the process Tim kills the man Jon was and replaces him with the monster he thought was already there.

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[ID: A five panel digitally illustrated comic of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives. The first panel shows just Martin's right hand, holding a large knife as Martin asks "Are you sure about this?". The second panel is a wider view, showing Jon propped up in Martin's lap, his head being cradled by Martin's left hand. Jon's left hand is holding Martin's face as Martin cries. Jon says "No, but I love you" and Martin replies "I love you too." In the third panel they move towards each other, eyes closed and mouths slightly open, and in the fourth panel they kiss. The fifth panel shows Martin stabbing the knife into Jon's chest as Jon gasps. End description.]

One way or another, together

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this has probably been done already but i had a vision so

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I FORGOT TO REUPLOAD THIS STUPID JOKE

I laughed WAY too hard while making this btw

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Man I love season 2 because every episode Jon is like “okay I pinky promise to act normal and stop being weird to you guys” and then by the end he goes

“Supplemental.

I am eating Tim’s walls.”

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[spell out the first letter of each emoji]

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🍎📃🐙🪜🐙🎁🧊👂⭐️ 🐟🐙🐇 🌲🪖👂 🦌👂🍰👂📃🌲❄️🐙👃

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okay hear me out jmart is a bad ship because if you look at the little ways they interact with each other all the way from the first episode Apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

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Jonny writing the stage direction "fond" and "extremely fond", pushed up his sleeves and was like "Alright Alex let's make the Archivist sound as soppily in love as possible"

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Sam had sex. Now he is gone, probably traveling interdimentionally, with the Archivist. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE SEX IN THE MAGNUS UNIVERSE-

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