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This showed up today on my FB Flashback, pretty humorous article I had e-mailed a friend who had moved out of the Jacksonville area back in the late '90s. It's from the Florida Times-Union sports section during Super Bowl XXXIX week here in the 904! Circa January 2005 - Enjoy! Go ahead, bash us! We can take it; we'll even help you insult our fair town! By: MATT SOERGEL, The Times-Union Dear glamorous out-of-town journalist: How y'all doin'? Thanks for leaving your incredibly cosmopolitan city to spend a few days here in the sticks. We know: We can't believe we got the Super Bowl either! And we know that a big part of your Super Bowl fun lies in pointing out the inadequacies of the host city, even if it's San Diego, which is, like, the most perfect place on earth. Boy, you must be licking your lips waiting to dig into us (if you've been able to wait, that is). And then you've got Detroit next year -- lucky you! It gets even better: To do your big story on Jacksonville, we've saved you the trouble of having to leave your no-doubt completely unacceptable hotel room. (Sorry, the Magic Fingers aren't working and the soda machine's out of Diet.) We've done it for you. After whiling away a few hours down by the "cee-ment" pond, swatting at mosquitos and gnawing on boiled peanuts, we've come up, for all our colleagues covering Super Bowl XXXIX, exactly XXXIX reasons to bash Jacksonville. (Sure, we had more, but the XXXIX number just seemed so catchy.) They're all yours: Feel free to embellish/adapt/discard as you wish. 1. Jacksonville's original name was Cowford, a Timucuan Indian word meaning "hot, flat boring place by the river." 2. Jacksonville: Conveniently located near South Georgia. 3. Yes, we're small. But we are the second biggest city in the country with a "ville" in its name, behind only Hooterville, home to Uncle Joe, the Petticoat Junction girls and Arnold the pig. 4. Yup, that's downtown. That's all there is. There isn't any more. 5. There are so places to eat after midnight. You got a problem with waffles? 6. There are multiple dining options in Jacksonville: Fried or smothered in barbecue sauce. Or both. On waffles. 7. Strip clubs here have either nudity and no alcohol, or alcohol and no nudity. City council members spent the better part of January discussing how many square inches of buttocks could be exposed by bikini dancers. Some fun, huh? 8. As unbelievably grim as it is here for you glamorous out-of-town journalists, we're actually all spiffed up for our big date with the Super Bowl. You should see us in the morning, without our makeup on. Man, oh man. 9. Is Jacksonville Southern? Put it this way: We have public schools named for Robert E. Lee, Jeb Stuart and Nathan Bedford Forrest (one of the founders of the KKK). 10. There really are Confederate flags in the windows of pickup trucks. We can vouch for that. 11. Sure, it's unbearably hot nine months of the year. But it's a wet heat. 12. "Cute" is probably not the highest praise a Super Bowl city could ask for its airport. 13. Jacksonville's as red as red-state America gets. And if you have a problem with that, you must be a girly-man, defeatist ultra-liberal who hates America. 14. Even Orlando likes to make fun of us. Orlando! Our response: "Yeah, well ... um ... uh ... Mickey Mouse!" 15. When we want to make fun of someplace, we pick on Yulee. Hardly a fair fight, but that's the way we like it. 16. Since they fixed the paper mills, it doesn't smell anymore. Not as much anyway. Unless the wind's blowing down from Yulee. 17. Yes, that's an ocean 15 miles east of here. But they built the city on a river. Go figure. 18. Jacksonville is so backward, the river runs north. 19. There are lots of things for tourists to do here. It's called St. Augustine. 20. You weren't mistaken: Somebody just called you "honey." (Admit it: You liked it.) 21. True fact: The college radio station in town plays easy-listening music. 22. At last count, 18 radio stations were vying for the honor of being called Jacksonville's classic-rock station. 23. The remaining three stations play today's country hits, all the time. 24. There are two kinds of homeowners in Jacksonville: Those who say they have cockroaches, and those who are liars. 25. That cool Skyway tram you see running through downtown? It doesn't go to stadium. Or the arena. Or the ballpark. Or The Jacksonville Landing. But it does connect a couple of really big parking lots. 26. Jag-wars? Jag-wires? We're still making up our minds. 27. Lynyrd Skynyrd, Molly Hatchet and .38 Special all came from Jacksonville. Notice a trend? 28. Limp Bizkit too. Our bad. 29. Just like in other cities, concertgoers here hold up cigarette lighters and chant: "Free Bird!" Only we're not being ironic. 30. Jacksonville is so boring, even hurricanes won't come here. 31. The biggest landmark downtown is First Baptist Church. At least we know they aren't going to go out of business. 32. Can't find a cab? Don't feel bad. Jacksonville natives have never seen one either. "That's one o'them yeller cars, right?" 33. Last call in this town is 2 a.m. However, get-your-butt-kicked-because-you-looked-at-my-girlfriend-the-wrong-way-time is right around 1:45 a.m. 34. Yes, that was a restaurant sign you saw that said "Chinee-Takee-Outee." 35. A strip mall for every taste. 36. There's a slight sprawl problem. Wherever you are, you're 25 minutes from wherever you want to be. 37. Sweet Home Alabama invariably gets the biggest cheers at a Jaguars game. And we don't even like Alabama. 38. Jaguars games almost never sell out. We're too busy doing, um, ah, all kinds of other exciting stuff instead. 39. The city recently chose a new slogan: Where Florida Begins Runner-up slogan? The City That Sleeps
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#ProWrestling #RIPWildChild
Whenever he stepped through the curtains and made his way to the ring, “Wild Child” Joey Kidman’s charisma ignited the audience and spread like a wildfire in whatever arena he was performing in that night. The Wild Child was indeed larger than life and gave his all to his craft, his fans, his friends and his family and though he has been taken from us far too soon, we must all remember to keep the light of his spirit with us as we move on.
Please take the time to reflect on your own personal wrestling memories of Joey and enjoy this tribute package, featuring some never before seen footage that was filmed between 2012 and 2014 at various United States Wrestling Alliance, United Pro Entertainment and Pro wrestling RAGE live events we covered in Jacksonville, FL and St. Mary’s, GA.
Pro Wrestling Extra would like to extend our condolences to Joey's family and friends and let you know our thoughts and prayers are with you at this time.
- Joe, Terry, Hal
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Pro Wrestling Extra Episode 45 - October 22, 2014:
Action from the United Pro Entertainment's "Over the Top" live event that took place August 22nd, 2014 at the Camden County Rec Center in Kingsland, GA!
In this episode we start out with an exciting fatal four way between Blain Rage, Jayson Falcone, Kameron Kade and Josh Hess, next up Tim Zbyszko takes on Alex Matthews in singles action (10:43) followed by Jon Davis squaring off against T-Bone Funk (13:56)! It all sets up the Over the top rope rumble at the end of the night that will see the first ever United Pro Entertainment champion crowned!
Announcers: Austin Howell & A.P. Matthews with special guest commentary by Kevin Kantrell
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Celebrate the return of The Walking Dead this fall with this special edition "Oktoberfest: Terminus 2014" t-shirt! Season 5 starts on Sunday, October 12th and we'll find out if those who arrived, really did survive!Reserve this one of a kind shirt today for only $20! (plus shipping**) Available in mens and women's styles. **Domestic (United States) shipping $3.85 + $1.00 for each additional t-shirt. Your shirt will arrive within 7-14 days from the end of the campaign.Domestic (Canada) $9.50 + $4.00 for each additional t-shirt. Your shirt will arrive within 14-21 days from the end of the campaign.International shipping is $12.50 + $4.00 for each additional t-shirt. Your shirt will arrive within 14-21 days from the end of the campaign.
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Celebrate the return of The Walking Dead this fall with this special edition "Oktoberfest: Terminus 2014" t-shirt! Season 5 starts on Sunday, October 12th and we'll find out if those who arrived, really did survive!Reserve this one of a kind shirt today for only $20! (plus shipping**) Available in mens and women's styles. **Domestic (United States) shipping $3.85 + $1.00 for each additional t-shirt. Your shirt will arrive within 7-14 days from the end of the campaign.Domestic (Canada) $9.50 + $4.00 for each additional t-shirt. Your shirt will arrive within 14-21 days from the end of the campaign.International shipping is $12.50 + $4.00 for each additional t-shirt. Your shirt will arrive within 14-21 days from the end of the campaign.
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Walking Dead inspired "Oktoberfeast 2014" t-shirt!
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I hope you've all been enjoying the Walking Dead marathon they've been airing on AMC all week leading into the season 5 premiere this Sunday night as much as we have... why not celebrate the occasion by reserving this Walking Dead inspired "Oktoberfeast: Terminus 2014" t-shirt design today?! The campaign ends on October 30th, so don't miss out!
The shirts are only $20 each (plus $3.85 shipping + $1.00 for each additional t-shirt - domestic US rates*). Available in regular and relaxed fit (for the ladies).
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Celebrate the return of The Walking Dead this fall with this special edition "Oktoberfest: Terminus 2014" t-shirt! Season 5 starts on Sunday, October 12th and we'll find out if those who arrived, really did survive!Reserve this one of a kind shirt today for only $20! (plus shipping**) Available in mens and women's styles. **Domestic (United States) shipping $3.85 + $1.00 for each additional t-shirt. Your shirt will arrive within 7-14 days from the end of the campaign.Domestic (Canada) $9.50 + $4.00 for each additional t-shirt. Your shirt will arrive within 14-21 days from the end of the campaign.International shipping is $12.50 + $4.00 for each additional t-shirt. Your shirt will arrive within 14-21 days from the end of the campaign.
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Pro Wrestling Extra Episode 43 - August 18, 2014:
Action from the United Pro Entertainment's "Break Down" live event that took place March 28, 2014 at the Southern Junction in St. Mary's, GA!
In this episode, Lance Alonte once again meets Johnny Armani in an attempt to settle the score in the war that's been raging between the two men over the last year! What takes place at the end of this match sets up the main event match at the next UPE live event, Over the Top, which is scheduled to take place on August 22nd, 2014 in Kingsland, GA!
Announcers: Austin Howell & A.P. Matthews with special guest commentary by Kevin Kantrell
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Amazon.com: Clarity is Power: The 5 Steps to Creating Empowering Goals that will Excite and Inspire You eBook: Gary Karp: Kindle Store
PWE friend, Gary Karp has just published his book, “Clarity is Power.” The book is based upon his popular and successful “Your Future NOW!” workshops, which he holds several times a year in the NYC area. In the book, Gary shares simple, practical strategies for designing the life you desire. The book is really a step by step plan to creating happiness in your life. Gary has helped hundreds of people with his time proven techniques and with “Clarity is Power” he looks to help many more. For less than a large latte and butterscotch scone you could start to manifest the future you deserve. I encourage you to give the book a read. It’s available through Amazon in paperback and also for the Kindle. Please check it out.
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Rage versus Walker and tag team action featuring Jon Davis & "M-80" Karson Kase taking on London Vice and William Fix-it from United Pro Entertainment, now online at www.prowrestlingextra.com!
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