better ingredients better pizza better bitches better money my clothes better my shoes bbetter i work hard FUCK little caesars FUCK dominos [[she/her, twenty-something nightmare]]
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absolutely 😍😍😍😍 at this commission from @kalidels of anders and avis!!! i love how she draws anders sm so im very honored that avis gets to give him a lil forehead smooch hehe
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new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions
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i think good conversationalists are genuinely impressive and a fulfill a vital role in party compositions. i tend to use a more defense oriented listener build myself in less familiar situations though it is not as helpful to the group in scenarios where high dps is needed
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top 0.25%!!!!! this is all my degree is good for
I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
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In britain, you can't just call someone a "guy" or "dude" anymore. Because of bloke.
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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
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I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it
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if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women
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"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed
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why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes
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im so good with words, but you wouldnt know with the way i gleefully choose to waste them
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if i was in american prairies in the 1930s i would've stopped it
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