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I think "95% of people who [insert thing they do] should not [do that thing]" is true for a lot of things tbh

Drive, for one

Also make laws

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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Holy crap this looks awesome! Why do hololive girls always look SO COOL as final bosses 🤩

evil cc (i need to learn more on how to draw cool effects... but i hope you like the drawing :D )

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I use a big box fan at the foot of my bed for this, and it works pretty good. It drowns out the little sounds that would otherwise wake me up, so only something loud enough to actually matter can get through to my brain

“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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Japan actually has an anti-scalping law, with penalties of up to a year in prison and around $7-8k in fines. I wonder if Cover could press charges on that, since they're a Japanese company and their talents are employed in Japan?

With so much news about sclaping and how much upcharge it got. Im wondering why Cover doesnt take it into their own hands to make sale of tickets under memberships first.

Unlike singers, artist, performers, talents have an active fan base, a membership system and could just open up ticket sales for members only early and then sell the leftover tickets in general sale afterwards. Similar to fan clubs that receive a certain amount of tickets first to give/sell.

Fan gets their tickets, scalpers get the leftovers. The rest gets online streaming.

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Saw a Tinder bio today that just said "now accepting gently-used baby mommas" and I died, I'm dead now, that killed me

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#絵かゆ #できたてころね | あめすい

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TAKODACHI Guard

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When she came out as ace, all the sex jokes suddenly made so much sense lol

Just for the love of the game

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If I got a cookie for every time I mistook first symptoms of being physically sick for the first signs of getting burnout, I would pick a chocolate chip one today.

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I saw this tiny creature today

Criminally smol

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Immenabler

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Hey, while we're getting mad at that guy, can we talk about feet? Like, this fucker decided he was gonna go on land and now we gotta deal with shit like plantar fasciitis and hammer toe and gout and bunions

The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

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I hate having a job, talking to managers, knowing HR exists

Imagine thinking of people as assets and trying to "fix" the differences in how they work

Fucking disgusting, Laurie

Get a life, and don't ask me to help you make others' lives harder