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jj: *knocks on the bathroom door* are you decent, em?

emily: i have no idea what that means

jj: *sigh* are you naked?

emily: only for you baby girl

jj: WHAT

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hotch: [trying to be helpful] do you need to talk about it?

jj: no :(

hotch: ...alright-

jj: okay FINE I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING

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jj: just act natural

emily: the most natural response to this situation is to panic

jj: no, i mean just act as if it's a normal day!

emily: a normal day for me consists of a lot of panic

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hotch: i need you guys to work with me to figure out who did this.

emily: we're profilers sir, it's our job.

*hotch looks to the huge banner in the bullpen that says "I LOVE JENNIFER JAREAU"*

hotch: it was you, wasn't it?

emily: ... damnit hotch, i was doing so well!

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derek: why did you EVER think this would be a good idea?

emily: i was bored and needed something to do, i don't know what to tell you.

derek: you decorated the entire office for valentine's day!

emily: BECAUSE I CARE, DEREK!

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emily: i can't believe you went out with derek instead of me.

spencer: he's literally my boyfriend. and you told me you were busy!

emily: doesn't matter. bros before hoes dude.

spencer: ...

spencer: what the hell did you just say