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*sees spider* should i try to kill it or should i just kill myself 

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I don’t need this swordsplained to me.

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HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE / ハウルの動く城 2004 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki / 宮崎 駿

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ok. and why is it your business that the clouds are swirling in a giant purple vortex over my ancient tower? maybe they just do that sometimes

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Me: “MAN YOU SUCK AT THIS”

7 foot tall fairy creature I trapped in a salt circle and forced to play smash bros: [Slurs in ancient welsh]

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why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

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“Necromancy?! This dude fucks the dead?!”

- a very horrified Genasi with Int 5, during a confrontation with a killer

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just saw someone measure garlic and onion powder… girl just eyeball it, vibe with it, you’ll know how much you need

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He realized his dogs have an unusual skill. Now he uses them to help save turtles.

By Cathy Free

John Rucker was a high school English teacher in North Carolina when he stumbled upon something interesting: Whenever he took his two dogs hiking, they would run into the tall grass and bring him back box turtles. Like a gift, his Boykin spaniels would gently lay them at his feet, unharmed.

He mentioned it to a few people, and soon, biology teachers from the University of North Carolina started reaching out to him and asking whether he would take their students out so they could put transmitters on the turtles to study them.

Several years later, the outings were so successful, Rucker was fielding calls from wildlife veterinarians and zoologists who were studying turtle populations.

“Because turtles aren’t easily detected in the wild by the human eye, I could see that I was on to something,” said Rucker, now 73.

Now, two decades later, Rucker’s spaniels are a highly in-demand, specialized team trained to sniff out box turtles by following their urine trails.

The dogs — Yogi, Ruger, Jenny Wren, Lazarus, Scamp, Skeeter and Rooster — travel across the country with Rucker helping to track turtle populations and identify threats and diseases.

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*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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lycanthrope? no you misheard me. i’m a lichenthrope. i turn into moss at the full moon