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My partner and I are getting cats :D

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this game is so accessible

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

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religion is the copium of the masses

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Those who protest against Israel's genocide are punished for antisemitism.

But for some strange reason, authorities have never cracked down on antisemitism any other time. Any other time, antisemitism is considered free speech.

It's almost as if they know damn well that protesting against Israel is not antisemitism.

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Would you rather have a testicle sized head or head sized testicles?

Head sized testicle. Simply beat your meat until your balls can get in your pants.

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Hammer Chan, slapping so hard it shatters Valstrax Guy's pelvis: "Buenos Dias Buddy!"

reap what you sew

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Hatsune Miku ENA!

Miku ENA designed by me! :)

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Internet Safety

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the thing about the "um excuse me if you're as poor as you say you are why don't you just sell all your most treasured possessions" thing that people love to trot out as some kind of "gotcha" is that they do not acknowledge how fucking soul-crushing it is to be in a situation that is already destroying your mental health and then be forced to sell one of the few things in your life that still bring you joy

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From this -

This post is mostly for those who don't want to have to click on the link in order to read the entirety of The Owl House's series bible.

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Actually, which Holiday Mascots do you think you could kick the ass of?

Christmas Jesus was notably non violent and got nailed to a 2x4/Santa seems like he would be expecting it, Easter ears that big are an easy grapple/tearing target, Earth Day would be hard but I can pop off like a captain planet villian if needed. Hanukkah & Kwanza are candles I'm pretty sure so that seems pretty straightforward. Presidents' Day cause most of them are dead same goes for St Patrick's Day MLK day and Columbus Day. New years day is a baby and I could kill a baby if I had to they are known for being weak and defenseless. I'd fail fathers day and mothers day cause I love my folks. Labor Day and Veterans Day would be hard because it's a whole fuck ton of people. I have eaten turkey before and I think I could 1v1 one for Thanksgiving. Hope this helps.

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Asking out of curiosity

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we all got that one mutual that we’re lowkey studying

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what a normal way to eat a sandwich

from the sandman #54

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