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My dude
Holy fucking shit

Hurhruhrh
Sorry for inactivity uh I had exams
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my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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Peak comedy
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
Americans:
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There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.
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Ah yes.
Sandwhiches
One of the most deadly things out there.
@cadmiumred-orjustred, @veksetia, @probablyexistent
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
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There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).
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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
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