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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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Everybody's talking about the Honda Odyssey, but nobody's talking about Logan holding Mary Puppin's paw so that Laura can give her a high-five.

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me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

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my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don't know who you are and I'm kind of scared to find out

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If I ever start to feel sorry for myself I remember that this guy’s had it worse

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being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

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KATSEYE for PANDORA

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PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair

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happy 10th anniversary of this episode to those who celebrate! 🥳🎉

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KATSEYE: EP 2 ‘BEAUTIFUL CHAOS’ (BEAUTIFUL VER.) 

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My sister and I were doing a puzzle with these Disney toys on it, and noticed this alien-looking character we didn't recognize.

I did some research and learned that these are "Vinylmation" toys, a sort of Munny-style base Disney gets different artists to use to create different characters.

Unfortunately, Mickey is a very specific shape, and the results are frankly horrific.

This causes problems, like the buttons on Mickey's pants often resembling strange nipples.

Also, idk if you noticed, but these look horrible. Like... really bad

If you're interested, please join me on my journey observing more of these under the cut

One issue the artist has to deal with is what to do with the Mickey ears. Some get lucky and can add existing elements, like ears or hair. Some make them into the eyes, or just add some thematic BS to fill the space.

(sidenote: Lady from And the tramp fame did NOT translate well)

Other artists pretend they don't exist, painting them the same color as the hair or making them transparent.

(sidenote: using the Mickey feet as Lady Tremaine's boobs was inspired, but not sure it's worth it for that 5 head)

(sidenote2: they did Leia unbelievably so dirty here)

(sidenote3: Make Kermit's eyes on the ears again if you're just gonna paint them white??)

The other issue is when the character is not very humanoid, so they either slap a PNG on the body, or try their very best to do...something.

Btw whoever made Helen look like this instead of rotund like this Cinderella, die.

Finally, I looked up characters I knew would be difficult to translate and here are the results:

Anyway, the moral of the story is, she's a 2012 SSDC exclusive generic superhero girl, and that's why we didn't recognize her.

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every time I hack a ubisoft TV show game, it raises more questions. I while back I found that there was an incest anime reference in Wheel of Fortune (Switch), and yesterday I decided to hack Family Feud (switch) and GUESS WHAT IT'S WEIRD TOO.

It has a list of censored terms (because it has online play) and the list is 3000-terms long. You've got all kinda of misspellings of the usual suspects, but then there's weird stuff.

"halal" is banned. "paginate" is banned. "mr hands" is banned, just in case someone wants to play online as a reference to the time a Boeing engineer got horsed to death. WELL NOT TODAY.

But the weirdest one is "dolcett". I only know what that means because I've been on the internet too long: dolcett was a 1990s vore artist, who was made slightly infamous when two people in a dolcett-fan-forum met up together and one ate the other.

yeah they want to make sure you don't reference the fetish artist who spawned the community that had the 2001 German Cannibalism scandal. in Family Feud, for the Switch.

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they're so sickeningly cute here

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it’s obviously trendy to hate on america but I genuinely need ppl to understand, especially going into the next four years, that over half of AMERICANS did not want this. we’re protesting, we’re advocating, we’re educating. but our government will not listen to us. you do not need to tell us that our country is an imperialist war machine or make jokes about school shootings or about our healthcare system. we know. we are actively being exploited for our time and our bodies by the capitalists that want to bleed us dry. they do not see us as humans to help, but cattle to profit from. and they are in charge. there is plenty to make fun of. maga, elon musk, trump, etc. but some of you truly lack empathy. underprivileged vulnerable communities make up the majority of this country and we are suffering and will continue to suffer as we descend farther into a fascist state disguised as an oligarchy