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Gordon: you said some really mean things to me yesterday.

Virgil: before or after my morning coffee?

Gordon: after

Virgil: then you probably deserved it

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Therapist Sherbet, you're not helping!

meme:

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Scott: I’m only going to ask you to clean this mess up one more time.

Gordon: oh good, I was getting fed up of hearing you ask.

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Virgil is a big fan of Pedro Acosta, the others just go for the free food and photo opportunities 🤣

Today we had our day in the MotoGP paddock! It was awesome

The Virgil’s got to see Pedro so they called it mission complete and asked to go home again, but Parker jr said no as we have lots to do over the weekend. She said she has a huge surprise for us and won’t tell us what it is. @drileyf @cg29 @tbirds @mrmustachious @katblu42 @nourelle-tracy @soniabigcheese @ak47stylegirl @tinytracys

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Gordon: does this rule apply to me?

Scott: this rule was made because of you, so yes!

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@katblu42 he’s absolutely fine! I would never let Gordon endanger him permanently 🤣

@cg29 @tbirds @drileyf @janetm74 @katblu42 @ak47stylegirl @mrmustachious @soniabigcheese today was the first day of our second holiday this year. We went to crocodiles of the world. It was awesome! I got to see lots and lots of crocodiles but unfortunately one ate Alan 🤭 but being crocodile chow is a noble cause!

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FishTank!!!

🤣💚💛

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Gordon: I would take a bullet for you

Virgil: yeah right, you’re probably the reason we are getting shot at in the first place

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Alan: oh look a flock of elephants

John: herd of elephants 🙄

Alan: of course I have heard of elephants. There’s a huge flock of them over there.

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Jeff: I feel like I have been tired for 7 years

Gordon: that’s how old I am

Jeff: wow, what a coincidence

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Scott: hi, who is this? Gordon got hold of my phone and changed all my contacts to mythical creatures again 🙄

Alan: what’s mine?

Scott: dwarf

Alan: hey, I am NOT that short

Scott: oh, hi Alan

Alan: Damn!

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Hi Gordy sweetie I don’t want to come back to the cold!

It’s so lovely here

Yesterday Parker jr booked me and my cousin the coolest ever adventure!

We got to go on a boat!!! To see the dolphins 🐬. And look at the beautiful sunset! Parker jr said we can get the sunset blown up into a giant picture and put in our bro cave 😁. Today apparently it’s Alan’s choice so no dolphins 😒. @cg29 @tbirds @drileyf @janetm74 @katblu42 @tinytracys @coco221995 @soniabigcheese

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We aren’t next door to a water park but we have a 2 bedroom apartment and I did say I would look at taking him to a water park and the aquarium and he’s looking at going dolphin watching

@drileyf @janetm74 @soniabigcheese @cg29 @mrmustachious @katblu42 we are on our holiday! Yesterday we travelled for 4 hours on a big plane all the way to Lanzarote! And we are staying in a big apartment with our own room! Well we would have our own room if Parker jr and Parker Nessie would agree to share!

Yesterday we had a nice relaxing afternoon sunbathing on the balcony and eating pizza and today we are going on a big adventure! After breakfast we are going to pick a trip 😁

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Scott: took Gordon and Alan to the zoo last week

Colonel Casey: that was nice of you

Scott: yeah, I’m going back next week to see how they have settled in

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Scott: What is that around your ankle?

John: A house arrest ankle bracelet

Scott: Why? What did you do?

John: Nothing. It's fake.

Scott: Why on earth would you wear a fake house arrest ankle bracelet?

John: Ask me if I want to go to a party tonight.

Scott: Umm, okay. Want to go to a party tonight?

John: Can't. *points to ankle*

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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@drileyf see. They’re terrifying

Wallace & Gromit : Vengeance Most Fowl