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Okami x Frasier Crossover

Amaterasu gets close with Martin Crane and he's the only one who sees her markings. He goes with her in place of Issun. Frasier and Niles tag along because they think their father's gone insane and is too old to be traveling the monster-infested Japanese countryside with a bad hip, believing that some mangy wolf he found is a goddess. Amaterasu keeps doing this or that, and Frasier and Niles have a harder time buying into it.

In Orochi's part of the game, Frasier is the one who unsealed him, but it was by accident. Daphne is the village maiden selected to be Orochi's sacrifice. But she claims to be psychic and thinks she'll be fine. Niles is desperate and insists on going to have a word with Orochi. Or at least offer Maris as a substitute sacrifice. The three Cranes end up in Orochi's lair, trying pathetically to disguise themselves as youkai before Ammy saves everyone. Frasier and Niles are finally convinced. Roz walks in, ready for a date with Orochi, only to find he's been killed. She hooks up with a nearby imp to avoid going out with Noel.

The Crane family decides to keep going with Amaterasu. They get to the big city and Frasier and Niles are disappointed that the plague is keeping them from rubbing elbows with the high society types. Frasier gets shrunken down with Ammy at one point and antics ensue with him trying to get Niles and Martin's attention without getting squished. Niles keeps shaming Rao for dressing so provocatively. He feels vindicated when it turns out she's Ninetails and Frasier yells at him that he's missing the point.

After Ninetails is killed, they go to the snow area and when they go back in time, Frasier tries to scope out what his ancestors were like, so he can feel smug about his roots. There's a series of misunderstandings where he finds a classy local lord and assumes that's his ancestor before realizing his ancestor was some farmer or something. Martin gets along swimmingly with the farmer. In the village of the wolf people, Frasier makes a remark about leaving their father here with all the dogs he could ever want. When they encounter Lechku and Nechku, there's a joke about Frasier and Niles arguing over what time it is and using one of the owls as a reference.

Only Martin's allowed to go with Ammy on the ark. When she needs help though, Frasier and Niles finally put their psychiatric ability to use and rouse the people into supporting Amaterasu. Ammy, Waka and Martin head off into the sky, while Frasier and Niles return to their village.

In the credits animation, "Reset" is replaced with the tossed salad and scrambled eggs song.

"What is a wolf to do?" I don't know why I wrote this.

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Ignore her

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Time for a little Dondori.

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If Pikmin was more mainstream among video games, Louie would be a tumblr sexyman, and I'm not ready for that conversation.

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Roland be like: I've come to make an announcement: Jae-heon is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his distorted DICK out, and he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE! And he said his dick was "T H I S B I G…" and I said "That's Disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com! Jae-heon, you got a SMALL DICK! It's like the size of this walnut, but way smaller! And guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!

That's right baby! All point, no strings, no PILLOWS. Look at this, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'M GONNA FUCK THE CITY. That's right! This is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the City. I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on PROJECT MOON!

How do you like that MANAGER? I pissed on Project Moon you IDIOT! You have 23 Hours before the PISS DRRRRRROPLETS hit the Nest, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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Paper Mario TTYD but with a Xenoblade-style battle system

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Remember what they called Exor's mouth in Super Mario RPG?

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SU episode titles in the style of Community episode titles

Most episodes of Community are named in the style of a hypothetical college course. So I applied that format to Steven Universe. Why? I dunno, bored. Apologies if I overuse certain terms.

Spoilers for the whole series. Includes Future, excludes the movie.

For fun, see if you can recognize each episode.

Season 1A

Gemology 101

Basic Artillery

Applicability of Meat-Based Accessories

Cooperative Dining

Mascot Care and Upkeep

Introduction to Shapeshifting

Bubble Invocation

Basic Mission Decorum

Introduction to Wrestling

Beginner’s Lion Care

Video Game Appreciation

Introduction to Gem Fusion

Advanced Biology

Basic Sociology

Economics of Figurines

Swordplay and the Art of Reformation

Intermediate Lion Care

Women’s Volleyball

Studies in Wish Fulfillment

Physical Education

Ethics of Pastry Avoidance

Basic Multiplication

Arthropod Domestication

Gem Repair

Mirrors

Hydrokinetic Theft

Season 1B

Nursing 101

Rocket Science

Cooperative Conspiracy

Summer Vacation

Theoretical Invasion Response

Table Manners

Speculative Maternal Habits

Basic Horticulture

Advanced Lion Care

Introduction to Human Fusion

Paranoia and Parental Debate

Extracurricular Dungeon Navigation

Crisis Clairvoyance

Introduction to Kindergarten

Basic Cinema

Clairvoyant Meteorology

Espionage and Modern Robotics

Weapon Containment and Grief Therapy

Revisionist Literature

Fashion and Paternal Appreciation

Parental Chemistry

Basic Message Decryption

Politics of Crisis Management

Evacuation Tactics

Applied Chemistry

Season 2

Interpersonal Communication

Driver’s Ed

Avuncular and Grandparental Relations

Romantic Literature

Reformative Psychology

Advanced Swordsmanship

Amateur Documentary Filmmaking

Involuntary Mineral Permutation

Parental Communication

Somnambulant Projectionism

Celebrity Addiction

Gemological Fission

Root Vegetables

Alternative History

Accounting for Pearls

Hospitality

Theoretical Music Appreciation

Extraterrestrial Custody Law

Weather Documentation and Gratitude

Competitive Mechatronics

Intro to Gossip

History of Chemistry

Remedial Biology

Theoretical Terraforming

Interstellar Communication

Survival Documentation

Season 3

Citrullus Anthropology

Core Studies

Earth 101

Rural Cohabitation

Galactic Baseball

Advanced Aerodynamics

Competitive Fatherhood

Empirical Romanticism

Height Properties and Ferrokinesis

Social Impressionism

Ethics of Satisfaction and Road Rage

Culinary Tribalism

Cooperative Oneirology

Arthropod Reformation

Yacht Ownership and Relationship Dynamics

Postnatal Supervision

Arctic Mineralogy

Combat Instinct

Competitive Self-Deprecation

Introduction to Blacksmithing

Alternative Kindergarten

Earth Population Studies

Lunar Archeology

Advanced Bubble Invocation

Season 4

Hunting 101

Additive Properties of Negativity

Advanced Historical Documentation

Meditative Stress Management

Predictive Technology

Rebellious Romanticism

Advanced Root Vegetables

Family Relations and Harvest Tradition

Neonatal Gemology

Korean History

Effects of Lightspeed Velocity

Gem Society and You

Anthropological Zoology

Authoritarian Subversion and Coping

Supplementary Heroism

Maternal Bonding

Cultural Appreciation and Appropriation

Advanced Wrestling

Naval Assimilation

Alternative Lion Care

Investigative Surveillance

Self-Image and the Culinary Arts

Missing Persons Tracking

Sacrificial Self-Parenthood

Season 5

Captivity 101

Gem Law

Color Theory

Movements in Follicle Patterns

Political Certification

Obsessive Behavior and Radio Silence

Advanced Barn Raising

Intro to Botany

Applied Music Appreciation

Party Etiquette

Interstellar Piracy

Jungle Survival

History of Gems

Musical Documentary Filmmaking

Chaos Theory and Ailurophilia

Interstellar Community Review

Lunar Escapism

Recursive Cognitive Neuroscience

Sapphire Maintenance

Therapeutic Custody

Equine Isolationism

Matrimonial Ornament Crafting

Wedding Security and Family Dynamics

Travel Capacity of Lower Limbs

Advanced Gemology

Dancehall Decorum

Citrullus Communication

Advanced Gemological Persuasion

Future

Homeschool 101

Career Application

Maternal Impressionism

History of Volleyball

Response to Additive Irritants

Basic Time Management

Recess

Hydrokinetic Persuasion

Fluidity of Status Quo

Advanced Horticulture

Somnambulant Television Writing

Advanced Sociology

Matrimonial Desperation

Basic Child Psychology

Universal Parenthood

How to Get Away with Murder

Homecoming

Trauma Avoidance

Emotional Consequences of Lifelong Trauma

Applied Self-Care

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Steven explains The Legend of Zelda to Pearl

New video using audio of Zach and Deedee (Steven & Pearl’s voice actors) improving a scene where Steven explains Zelda to Pearl! Hope you like it! Please click the link to view in HD!!

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Lobotomy Corporation is a dandori game.

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uncle grandpa would’ve had this whole pink steven dealie sorted out in 22 minutes TOPS but y'all ain’t ready to have that conversation

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Guys

Super Mario RPG remake means

Him.

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Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

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AU where instead of getting atomized, Present-Day Zamasu is forced to make an apology video on Godtube.

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Streets Ahead Fighter