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I've decided to use the term "convenience food" instead of "junk food."

I think it's more honest, and less loaded. It's all food, some of it is more appropriate when you don't have the spoons left for food prep. It takes slightly more energy to peel a banana than to open a bag of chips.

We try to save the convenience food for days when we need something easy, so eat a banana.

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this is how it feels to talk to ur mutuals on tumblr

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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true story!

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"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

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me and my 12 weed smoking boyfriends (the disciples)

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in the eye of the beholder 💚

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the only time i would be ok with being buried instead of my body disposed of differently would be if they used a honda oddessy instead of a hearse

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he grew with me :3

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I love how so many crime/detective shows have the authorities be like "yeahh we're not nearly competent enough to catch this guy, let's just outsource this case to the most autistic person we know"

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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Representation matters