I can’t tell if this is an insult or just like a comment so either way i wrote it at work and rushed it a little so… not all my work is gonna be perfect. More cringe to come 💖
the lovely @quinnylouhughesx43 tagged me so here we go🫶🏼
1. Do you make your bed?
EL OH EL, nope. I got a 4 year old and a job...
2. Favorite Number?
hockey related reasons : 43 , 13 , 44 , 6 , 40 , 23 , 89
not hockey related : 2 , 444 , 999 , 888
3. What’s your job?
hah. uhm judge below if you want. I work at a medical marijuana dispensaryyyyy
4. If you could go back to school, would you?
im back in school atm :)
5. Can you parallel park?
yes. but also no. like I can but not well... I would prob get a ticket oop
6. Do you think aliens are real?
yes. you cannot convince me that humans are the only living civilization in a universe we barely even began to explore
7. Can you drive a manual?
uh..... no
8. Guilty Pleasure?
hockey. Quinn hughes, Rasmus dahlin, jack quinn
9. Tattoos?
yes. I have a circle of mushrooms around my knee cap , 2 butterflies above that on my thigh, mother nature on my forearm with leaves that go down to my middle finger, a palm tree on the back of my upper arm, a sun/moon thing on the inside of my upper arm, and then the same leaf design under one of my boobs and it goes up to in-between my boobs :) I just got a centipede on my outer thigh too
10. Favorite color?
prob the blue that the bubbles for iMessage on iPhones are.
11. Favorite type of music?
I prefer rap mostly.... but I'll listen to anything that's not country or ignorant. I have a few exceptions to country tho.
12. Do you like puzzles?
sure?
13. Any phobias?
ahahahahhahaha me. duh. I gots the anxiety and panic disorder , im TERRIFIED of getting stuck in elevators to the point that I will avoid using them if there are stairs available. im also terrified of death.
14. Favorite childhood sport?
I did gymnastics up until I got cancer @ 18
15. Do you talk to yourself?
mhm. bite me
16. Tea or Coffee?
coffee gives me panic attacks so tea
17. First thing you wanted to be growing up?
uhhhhhh..... I think a teacher
18. What movies do you adore?
oh heavens, the hunger games series, mean girls , what lies beneath, IT chapter one , lost girls , the conjuring series
ok so cleaRLY you guys have beef w auston and brandon. but the votes are in and this will be the order in which i release my next stuff. prob later today or tomorrow 💖😬
hey yall! I work today…. surprise (not) soooo my plan is to look at the pool i posted when im home and that will be the order in which i post all of my upcoming edits for the next day or 2. APPARENTLY YALL HATE MY BABY DADDY #4 brandon montour which is RUDE but it’s ok.
STOP THIS THERES SO MANY MEME WORTHY MOMENTS OMG I LOVE HIM. his lil smirk, him apologizing for his eye, him playing w his beard, HES DOING PILATES THIS summer im dead. 
Longer HD version of Matt’s exit interview. 06/4/24.