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Hottest people on campus?

Me, duh. That's a stupid question to ask when you already know the answer to it.

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[DM]: Genuinely asking, do you care about how much time I spend with Sam in your room?

[dm]: as long as i can still rip in peace, i don't care. i ain't gonna lie.

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You can't at least make it seem less obvious?

Also bottled mineral water? Haven't you ever heard of free water from the faucet?

Those chances are better than nothing. It's still good to know it kinda works when I tell you what to do. Let's test it, shall we? Go to the cafeteria and fetch me bottled mineral water, Puckerman. Shoo.

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gypsy: why do you want your dream career?

Either making enough money to be able to just bet on basketball and football all day. Or being a badass whole pool business owner.

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Yeah, man. We're best friends. Hold up, I thought you wanted the two of us to play DnD?

You know my mom?

Hold up. I don't even know what to say to this, but I think you need to look elsewhere.

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Can you stop speaking in another language? You're making me sound stupid with not knowin' what you're saying.

It’s a colloquialism or saying, Noah. It means, perhaps they should have asked….

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Yeah, which is why I hate doing it. Too many people ask me to read. Why are people obsessed with your boots? Boots are boots. I clean pools. Pools can't be cleaned if they're frozen. I'm not doing a polar plunge, don't get paid enough for that.

Oh no, reading in college? What will the world think of next?

I have boots. I was wearing boots. Layers make no difference in these elements, which is unhelpful when getting dressed to not become the next Frosty the Snowman on the sidewalk for kids to decorate with vegetables and sticks. So, what exactly do you do that doesn't require you to travel to work in below freezing temperatures?

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“are you finishing that or…?”

"You're like a fuckin' piranha man." Part of him wanted to say that he was just to be a little bit of a dick, but Finn was kinda almost cool. "My ma used to say I was a bottomless pit but I'm startin' to think that's you. You got a special turn on for grilled cheese or somethin'?"

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AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON 2021 | on the set of “Bullet Train” with make-up artist Merc Arceneaux

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moodboard & aesthetic game!

send a symbol and/or the description of one if you can't see it for the receiver to make a moodboard/aesthetic for:

👕 POLO SHIRT — my muse's appearance/fashion preferences 💭 THOUGHT BALLOON — my muse's personality ✨ SPARKLES — my muse's star sign 🎸 GUITAR — my muse's hobbies/interests 🔴 RED CIRCLE — my muse's favorite/signature color(s) ☕️ HOT BEVERAGE — my muse's favorite food(s)/drink(s) ☀️ SUN — my muse's favorite weather/season 🏠 HOUSE — my muse's family/hometown ☁️ CLOUD — my muse's past 🧡 ORANGE HEART — our muses' friendship 💚 GREEN HEART — our muses' familial relationship 💞 REVOLVING HEARTS — our muses' romantic relationship 🐰 RABBIT FACE — my muse's pet(s)/favorite animal(s) ✈️ AIRPLANE — my muse's favorite travel destination(s) ⚔️ CROSSED SWORDS — a past experience of my muse's ❓ RED QUESTION MARK — a theme of the sender's choice

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Is cheating ever okay?

Yeah, if you gotta do it, then you gotta do it. You do you, that's what I always say.

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Do you have a game plan in case of a black out?

Grab a bat and a flashlight. Why would I need a wholeass game plan?

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I thought we were gonna go with the classic, the sock. It's gotta also be dirty or else it doesn't count.

It's like some kind of fan club... Speaking off, we gotta work out some sort of system with our place so I can give you privacy or whatever if needed. Last thing I want is to be known as Mr. Cockblock. That is no good!

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@steviebevans-wmu: Definitely read that wrong. At first I thought you meant she was playing Dungeons & Dragons.

I'd play Dungeons and Dragons with your mom.

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🎭 25 musical theatre asks

little shop of horrors: how do you feel about where you live?

rent: give the first line of your all-time favourite showtune.

spring awakening: do you prefer rock musicals or orchestral musicals?

wicked: what’s your go-to audition song?

hello, dolly!: you have the chance to marry for either money or status, but not both. which do you choose, and why? 

team starkid: if you could write your own musical, what genre would it be?

tuck everlasting: if you had the chance to become immortal, would you? why or why not?

hamilton: state an unpopular theatre opinion you have.

guys and dolls: what’s your dream role?

kinky boots: are you more of a people-pleaser or a willing outsider?

dear evan hansen: are there any situations in which you consider lying acceptable, or even right?

gypsy: why do you want your dream career?

once on this island: safety or love?

newsies: what’s the most rebellious thing you’ve ever done?

miss saigon: list your top three favourite musicals.

bonnie and clyde: do you enjoy musicals based on true events? why or why not?

heathers: name a movie you’d love to see turned into a musical.

phantom of the opera: name a book you’d love to see turned into a musical.

be more chill: do you prefer singleplayer or multiplayer games?

jersey boys: what is your opinion on jukebox musicals?

bandstand: name a theatre trope you’d love to see more often.

42nd street: what’s the first musical you ever saw?

book of mormon: how quick are you to judge?

turn off the dark: favourite obscure musical?

les miserables: is it ever okay to break the law?

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five word prompts

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

"really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

"zero fucks given. next please.”

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@stardomiscalling: Perhaps the question should have read, “how many people are you dating?”

Why would a question read itself? I thought you were like somewhat smart, Berry.