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Everyone on April 30th
#it's gonna be may#I DID IT#literally put it on my calendar and everything#wow I'm old hahaha#didn't do the ramen joke cause my gen Z followers would be like Wat#love you guys
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milker (he is making this face in the direction of a very elf-less thangorodrim and the retreating shadow of an eagle)
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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
#I LOVE LANGUAGE NERDS#I LOVE TOLKIEN LANGUAGE NERDS#I LOVE NERDS#bless this fucking fandom#lotr#linguistics
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“A king is he that can hold his own, or else his title is vain”, yes, Maedhros?
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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
#hoards good vibes for self and#flings good vibes into the universe#I love how it explodes towards the bottom of its fall <3
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Wukong, what have you done this time!
#Wukong you sonofabitch what did you do monkey boy#GOD I LOVE THIS#perfect humans#stand in line bitch
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Feanor being handed a baby or toddler whenever he starts to rant bc it’s the One Thing guaranteed to stop him shouting.
Finwë discovered this quite by accident when Feanor was first presented with his baby sister because as soon as she was pressed into his arms he stopped complaining and started cooing.
Fingolfin going around armed with a baby (his own children, his brothers’ children, and grandchildren) whenever he knows he might say something that will upset Feanor. (Such as ‘hello’)
Feanor getting ready to swear the Oath and having Baby Idril (or Toddler Tyelpe) instantly pressed into his arms. The Oath doesn’t happen, the baby is comforted from the Dark and Scary Noises. It’s a win win situation.
#au where there was no Oath because of Tyelpe's Big Sad Silver Toddler Eyes#my new obsession#no Oath but the Noldor still storm Beleriand ready to kill a god and damn the consequences#probably no crossing the Helcaraxe#changes the whole face of the war#yeah I'm suddenly feral about this#lotr#stand in line bitch
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#wait hold on did i not reblog this the first time I saw it??!!#FIXING THAT ERROR NOW#HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS#perfect humans#stand in line bitch
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#SLAMS HANDS ON DESK#anyone who tries to tell me again that Tolkien isn't “relevant today”#can meet me out back of the Denny's#important#lotr#stand in line bitch
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4000cc breast implants :)
#one time Lea posted in the Presented Without Context chat#“here comes Gandalf with his big naturals!”#and now I comprehend#lotr#stand in line bitch
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at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.
#reblogging this version because she's right and is right to say so on all fronts#fuck terfs#also fuck twitter#and headlines#and clickbait#and instant gratification culture#man I'm spicy today fuck a lot of things in general#stand in line bitch
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an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in


#I WANT THIS TO NEVER DIE#I also want the “Deadpool but with the twist of whatever's popular in media right now” to never die#I swear the Deadpools at my local cons in SoCal do this every con and they are collectively some of the funniest humans I've ever met#I would pay money to watch standup by any of my local Deadpool cosplayers#in or out of costume I don't care#cosplay#stand in line bitch
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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.
#The Emptiness Machine by Linkin Park#that's the one I'm on right now#ask me again in two months it'll prolly be different#stand in line bitch
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Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.
#cw blood#tw blood#cw true crime#tw true crime#tw murder#cw murder#this is REAL SHIT THAT FUCKING HAPPENS#DO NOT FORGET THAT CORPORATIONS CAN AND WILL KILL YOU FOR PROFIT#drug companies already do it slightly more subtly#you are not PEOPLE to a corporation you are a NUMBER#to a corporation you are not a HUMAN you have no WORTH#NEVER FORGET THIS#important#stand in line bitch
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There’s certain hobbies and interests that aren’t inherently conservative or regressive but do attract a lot of people who are those things or worse and when you’re a progressive person involved in those hobbies hearing that someone else is interested in your hobby usually has to involve some “But are you normal about it?” conversations before you get too excited
#good god it's really unfortunate how true this is#like to be clear this is EXTREMELY FUCKING TRUE#back in the early 2000's when someone mentioned the Thule Society#I was like “do you just really like Fullmetal Alchemist Conqueror of Shambala or are you a fascism fanboy”#usually it was the latter cause apart from me#no one really likes Conqueror of Shambala#sadface#this#stand in line bitch
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if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month
#bruh that's my hip right now#stretching made it hurt MORE#so now I wanna commit homicide#I hate it when normal pain management techniques don't work#vibing with some parts of your body emitting uncontrollable bloodlust on occasion#and that's not just the inherent period joke here#stand in line bitch
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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