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text message 📲 n. puckerman

Quinn: I could have, but we both know it looks better on me.

Puck: Oh yeah? You got a game coming up, Fabray?

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“Apparently, this is the only song in the world that some white teenage boy on YouTube hasn’t done an acoustic cover of, so I’m doing my own. Think the theme speaks for itself.”

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text message 📲 n. puckerman

Quinn: Do you think I would have thrown it out?

Puck: coulda taken it off before you left.

Puck: Guess I'll have to come get it.

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text message 📲 n. puckerman

Quinn: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you miss me?

Puck: Depends. You still have my jersey?

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samtheman-evans‌:

Don’t those things have a mind of their own. You think you’re good and have fun with whoever you’re having sex with and then it decides to pull a Christine on you. Except it’s a plane engine.

That... would actually be a pretty sick Final Destination death.

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samtheman-evans‌:

This a trick question?

You don’t fix it while the engine’s running.

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Texty Text || Cassia & Puck

Cassia: Ask me nicely and I'll think about it...

Puck: That is me being nice, buttercup.

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Texty Text || Cassia & Puck

Cassia: You want me for the entire night? Is this to make up for the last month we didn't do anything?

Cassia: you'r so gross!!japfjeoa

Puck: It's been a slow start to the year for us!

Puck: Come on. You, me, king size bed...

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samtheman-evans‌:

I think you can lose a hand or an arm doing that! Which isn’t a good thing because it’s probably your dominant hand and then you’re screwed without it and have to learn how to do everythign with your other one and it’ll be like a stranger doing things.

Where are you sticking your hand in an airplane where it gets chopped off?

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Texty Text || Cassia & Puck

Cassia: Are they? I just....moseyed in and got the slot. Maybe I got lucky??

Cassia: No! I'm not telling you. You'll have to see it when everybody else does. Maybe I'll keep my costume on if you want to get together afterwards for a quickie. 😉

Puck: I didn't even try. Maybe next time.

Puck: A quickie? I can't reserve you for the night?

Puck: You can sleep in a bed that cockroaches haven't fucked in.

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samtheman-evans‌:

Those are….2…very different things…

I’ve never tried to do both of them at the same time. But that would be talent-show worthy.

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Texty Text || Cassia & Puck

Cassia: Just like Joey Joe. Why did you do that? You know you've got total stage presence!

Cassia: Yup! Jude and I have a cute song.

Puck: I'm not in the mood to compete with the people that are killing themselves over the slots.

Puck: What is it?

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Texty Text || Cassia & Puck

Cassia: I just laughed so hard ajopfaepwa

Cassia: Are you performing at the concert?

Puck: I volunteered to be in the background.

Puck: You?

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samtheman-evans‌:

Oh yeah?what are they?

I can fuck and I can fix a plane.

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Texty Text || Cassia & Puck

Cassia: Hang out or /hang/ out??

Puck: Let it all hang out.

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samtheman-evans‌:

AWESOME work on the talent show guys! I was glad to host and to be a part of all that badassery you guys got! I do wish there was someone who did pet tricks. That would’ve been something worth seeing! Throwing that suggestion out for next year.

Yeah, I got, uh, two talents, and neither of them are real practical to bring up on stage like that. 

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Texty Text || Cassia & Puck

Cassia: But I’m going to leave you again! It’s just the way it is, Puck!

Puck: I guess that's what makes it so special.

Puck: When can we hang out?