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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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Reblog with your score

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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Miss Namari I love you