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““A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another. If these minds love one another, the home will be as beautiful as a flower garden. But if these minds get out of harmony with one other it is like a storm that plays havoc with the garden.” The Buddha”

— Season 6, Episode 1, ‘The Longest Night’ - spoken by JJ

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I didn't know yoshi was a cryptid

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United Healthcare getting sued by its investors, because it didn't warn them that the CEO getting murdered (by the tendrils of their unmitigated greed) was going to lead to them approving more claims (for covered services that they had no right to deny) is a cartoonish example of exactly why their CEO got murdered.

Their argument is essentially "You promised us a specific profit margin that is not possible to achieve under this increased public scrutiny of your unethical practices. We only agreed to invest because of those unethical practices. So we demand compensation because you didn't warn us that you'd be behaving more ethically"

And idk. Satire isn't just dead. We've pissed on its corpse and now it's dissolving in lye.

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So, you might or might not have other people in the car but no taking turns and swapping drivers. Just you driving for the whole day

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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

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ugh I volunteered myself to bake cookies for a pride thing on Wednesday and now I've cornered myself into spending an entire evening making circles

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Me when I see cellulite on a woman:

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“not all lesbians are mean that’s a stereotype” ok don’t crush my dreams?? what if i want a lesbian to be mean to me what then

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I HATE THE KETO DIET

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not where I was going with this

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i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

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Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

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Therapy speak is super annoying in characters and i think more authors should weaponize this by having a character use therapy speak to justify all their bad life choices including but not limited to bullying, arson, and war crimes to really drive home just how obnoxious it is

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the LAPD fired a rubber bullet directly at eye level that grazed a protestors fitted and also narrowly missed Hasan Piker and his camera man by less than a foot. all caught on his stream, live in crisp 1080p resolution. you can see the dude's hat move on his head. this is moments after they split another protestor's head open with a rubber bullet that he had to pan away from to avoid TOS on Twitch for blood.