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'james lasted ten years dealing with regulus hating him, and being unkind, and ignoring him.

regulus didn't even last five days. '

this got me last time and lord it's got me again WAAAAA

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Regulus and James share whispered vows one night in the room of requirement

They put one of their own rings on the others finger

It wasn't official and it wasn't known about

But to them, it was as real as any marriage

They would both die wearing those rings

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i could talk about how the way the rest of the staff hates simone is a reflection of misplaced anger from the working class to the people slightly above them instead of the people actually creating their miserable situations for ages if i took my time some day

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I love regulus with anyone who is pathetically wrapped around his finger. james being in love with him and regulus barely acknowledging him, remus blushing and tripping over himself when reg looks in his direction, barty endlessly flirting and it only being reciprocated in the form of slightly longer eye contact. the options are endless.

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*Regulus cornering Peter at chess*

Peter: ugh, motherfucker

Sirius: actually it would be cousinfucker, given our family history

Regulus: we are not our incestuous family

Sirius: you fuck James, and he’s like my brother, omg you’re actually a brotherfucker! That’s why mum and dad like you more

James from the other side of the room: WE ARE NOT RELATED!

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Regulus: We need to distract them so we can go.

James: Leave it to me.

James: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

The Rest of The Marauders and Skittles: *start arguing*

Regulus: *smirks*

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me.

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The fact that Orlando Bloom (Legolas) and Andy Serkis (Gollum) both said that they based their performances in Lord of the Rings off of cat behavior really shows you the sheer range of what cats are like

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the way sirens starts by framing michaela as a sinister figure manipulating simone into ostensibly worshiping her, but gradually reveals that actually she's just a severely isolated and deeply lonely woman who resorted to hiring an assistant who could essentially be her best friend and yet her husband still finds a way to take that from her and use that against her to rip away what little scraps of independence he's allotted her over the years

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Remus: okay Harry, can you spell “blue”?

*5-year-old Harry*: B-L……-E…-U

James: no sweetie, that’s not-

Regulus coming from the kitchen: THAT’S FRENCH!

James: love, I don’t think he-

Regulus: MON PETIT GÉNIE!

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*going to the beach*

Regulus: applying an enormous amount of sunscreen

Regulus: James aren't you going to apply sunscreen?

James: I'm brown, my skin is basically sun brun repellent

*after 3 hours in the sun*

Regulus smug with absolutely no sun burn

James red from head to toe

Regulus: sun burn repellent huh?

James: I DIDNT KNOW BROWN SKIN COULD GET BURNT!!

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barty, evan and, regulus from left to right

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE

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too unmotivated for actual pieces have bartylus chibi

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James: What's the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?

Regulus: The audacity.

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Regulus: You have three seconds to get your hand off of me

James: Bu- but you asked me to hold your hand like ten minutes ago??

Regulus: Yes and now the idea of you touching me makes me want to throw up

James: Okay

*30 min later*

Regulus: James why aren’t you holding my hand