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do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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being in your 30s is actually genuinely awesome

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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fuck it. grass on my blog for touching

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:3

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this really is the image of all time. its more than just a picture it's like a sister to me

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buny who is kinda just figuring themself out right now, and it's not really anybunny else's business as long as it makes them happy y'know?

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Thank god soulmates (one person destined for you that you will never be happy without) aren't real but soulmates (people you understand and connect with on a special level, multiple, some of which you havent met yet) are real

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

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been getting really into bed recently

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it doesnt need to be good it just needs to be something honest

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simply unbelievable eggplant my mother grew

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in my last botany lab the professor had a prepared slide of diatoms set up for us to look at and i was not prepared for how delightful the slide looked