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The seven minutes between homestuck time (4:13) and weed time (4:20) are the most powerful liminal space to be found in our 24-hour day, even more so than the witching hour or 4 am
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if wizards exist then poets are a type of wizard. songs are spells and rhyme and meter are two varieties of magic. meter is the more powerful of the two
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https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B8uDZDYbXlh8OTVNV2tFR2FWb1k here are all the everyteenager4free posts i could find, uploaded for safekeeping to google drive
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With the rise of self driving vehicles, eventually there WILL be a country song about how your truck left you too.
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this user wants ace people to feel safe in the LGBT+ community
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This is the nondescript public domain sock of good fortune, it appears on your dashboard only once every 70,000 years. Like and your socks will resist holes. Reblog and you will never mysteriously lose a sock in the washing machine ever again. Ignore and your socks will come to life and eat your feet.
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Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job”
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seeing girls who usually wear makeup without makeup: 💖👀😍👌💕
seeing girls who usually don’t wear makeup with makeup: 💖👀😍👌💕
seeing girls who usually wear makeup wearing makeup: 💖👀😍👌💕
seeing girls who usually don’t wear makeup without makeup: 💖👀😍👌💕
seeing girls: 💖👀😍👌💕
(this goes double for trans women and doesn’t apply to TERFS; y’all ugly inside and out ✌️)
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