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The Piss Pig's Pledge
I WILL ALWAYS KNEEL before a Man who has to piss. Kneeling is a sign of respect for the gift I’m about to be given, and I must always show respect.
I WILL ALWAYS OPEN MY MOUTH when I am receiving a Man’s piss. Every toilet has a hole, and I am no exception. To close my mouth is deeply offensive.
I WILL ACCEPT AND EMBRACE MY ROLE AS A TOILET, understanding and acknowledging that I am no better and no different than my porcelain brethren. I am a receptacle, just like they are.
I WILL NOT SUCK a Man’s cock when He is pissing, even if He is hard. Attempting to suck Him will distract Him and make it difficult for Him to urinate, and toilets should facilitate urination rather than interfere with it. Also, attempting to suck Him is extremely selfish, as it suggests I would rather be nourished with cum than with piss, which is both discourteous and impudent.
I WILL ALWAYS DRINK the piss a Man gives me. It doesn’t matter if it’s served straight from the tap or in a glass. It doesn’t matter if it’s clear, fresh-tasting water piss; bitter-tasting beer piss; or strong, acrid-tasting morning piss. I will drink it with gratitude and enthusiasm, knowing that it will nourish and refresh me.
I WILL NOT SPILL a single drop of the piss a Man gives me. To spill is both wasteful and disrespectful. If by chance I do spill, I understand that I will be punished for doing so.
I WILL NOT TOUCH MYSELF while drinking a Man’s piss. Instead, I will keep my hands clasped behind my back. Although a Man’s piss is a gift, drinking it is not an act designed for my pleasure; it is an act of utility and respect intended to benefit the Man who is urinating.
I WILL WALLOW in piss like a pig in slop whenever a Man gives me the opportunity to do so — for instance, by pissing on me instead of in me. I know He has the right to piss down my throat, so it is a gift when He chooses, instead, to piss on my face, my hair or my body. In such instances, it is my duty to not just accept His piss on my skin, but to bathe in it and marinate in it. And, because a Man’s piss must never be wasted, to drink it after I’m done playing in it.
I WILL NOT WASH a Man’s piss off of me. If a Man deigns to piss on my clothes or skin, I will allow it to dry there so that I may wear the scent of His urine like perfume.
I WILL OFFER ALL ORIFICES as receptacles for Men’s piss. A Man has the right to choose where He wants to piss — in my mouth or in my ass.
I WILL ALWAYS SAY THANK YOU to a Man after He feeds me His piss. A Man’s piss is nourishing and hydrating, and in giving it to me He has watered me like a gardener waters a plant. For that, I must always be grateful.
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A little self promo for my two public files I have!
Hypnotic Fractionation (takes you in and out of trance bringing you deeper and more relaxed each time): https://on.soundcloud.com/HluRte7dGue4MbAWOr
Hypnotic Relaxation (relaxing file meant to reduce stress and anxiety and provide blissful relaxation): https://on.soundcloud.com/yp8Q8HvO5glWtIR889
If you’re interested in more files, what would you like to see from me?
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Twice As Deep (w/ @avissapienss)
Or if you're a Patron, click here. --------------------------------------------------------
At last, we've done a direct collab. Considering how often we functionally collaborate and help each other out BTS this feels like a long time coming lol.
This is a trance trainer with 2 voices. 2 hypnotists. Which must mean 2x the hypnosis will result, right? That's how 2 figure this stuff out. I mean... 2 + 2 is 2x the value of 1 2 -> 2x something means something else gets 2x as big. So following the same logic: you can't have 2x the input without 2x the ________. That's just like, math, bro.
It's archetype-blind, but serves as a hypnotic trancer (and pleasure trainer) that'll serve you in any conditioning work you do going forward. Contains clicker training and trigger work. It IS surprisingly m4a! ---------------------------------------------------------
Find me at: www.patreon.com/c/Jockout Find Avis at: www.patreon.com/c/Avissapiens Find my other links at: linktr.ee/jockout
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when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.
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My owned fag understands the above to his core. his innate purpose is to please, serve and obey me in all the ways I demand. He is devoted 100% to making my life better and being the very best fag he can be to satisfy my specific requirements and expectations. He worships me and I cherish him.
Life is great! Both mine and his.
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“Where is he already?”
“Are we going to have a good laugh or what?”
“No way it’s true!”
You heard the loud chatter coming from the living room. More than a few people were waiting for you. They were told to come over that night for a big reveal. Something about you and your relationship, something different, something embarrassing.
You sat on the floor in the other room, taking it all in. You agreed to it, you wanted it, at least you thought so, at least it's what you’ve made to believe. The wet diaper under you reminded you that your new status was nothing more than that of a baby. From the man of that household to nothing more than a diaper-wearing baby.
You agreed not only to reveal your new status to the close people in your life, but to be treated like the baby that you are, around them. To seal your new fate, the first step around them will be the biggest.
You are going to be changed in front of them all, and being dressed in the babyish outfit there is.
No privacy. No dignity. No masculinity.
Naked, diapered, babied. From the deepest secret to the biggest reveal.
“Baby boy, crawl to me right now!”
A familiar voice called to you from the living room. Obedient as you are, you got on all fours and crawled your way to the living room.
Was it your will, or not? Was it your choice, or not?
You had no time to think it over. The soggy diaper hung from your backside. Everybody is going to see that diaper getting changed in a few minutes.
Crawl baby. Crawl now.
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Everybody is going to find out about @abdlbuffbaby1
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