Rosie ~ 20 ~ idek with the pronouns ~ polyam ~ feral ~ bother me with asks and DMs please I am perpetually bored ♡
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Did you know that you can make out with any part of a girl’s body if you have a pure heart and impure intentions?
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The level of shit your life has to be for strangers to offer to take you to a shelter.
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Okay so (shakes a collar in front of you to get your attention) we have to go to the store because (shakes it again) the egg discount starts today (buckles it around your neck) and then--are you listening to me? Hello?? (tugs on your collar) Why are you whining puppy? No, we're not playing right now. I'm just getting you ready to go out. You didn't think you were gonna leave without this, were you? (taps the bell on your collar to make it jingle) Don't complain! How else will everyone know you have an owner? Silly pup.
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Someone tell me the SCIENCE of why the OUCH makes me WET
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS.
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Guuyysss i wanna play a game where we line up a bunch of like little rings and then a bunch of cubes and shit and we start with 2 or 3 but we end up going to like a thousand or some shit and we see how many people can count before they need their hands to help them keep track. Like visual counting vs tactile moving the tiles to keep track and shit.
And also I feel like people will do better with rings than cubes actually because it like lends itself to incremental counting more?
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"This is my favourite yo-yo move! Walking the dog!" *Whips puppygirl with yo-yo whenever she tries to stop moving*
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Own me :3
#except now I gotta go to therapy too tf?#puppy barks#puppygirl#puppyposting#dog blog#puppy sub#dog girl#dumb puppy#puppyplay#bd/sm puppy
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dick from a girl thats trying to chew through her muzzle to get at your neck
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Scolds bridle but permanently nailed into my skull
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Me leaving the dog convention:
"Have a Great Dane everyone :)"
#pupplay#puppy sfw#petplay#puppygirl#puppyposting#puppy sub#dumb puppy#puppyplay#puppybrain#puppy barks
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She said I csnt hold it over her head forever
Yes the fuck I can. I FUCKING CAN I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER.
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She said it could happen again. She said it to my face. That it could happen again. Or my dad could do it this time.
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