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✨ Lady Vel ✨

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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just for the record i would have played wolves with you

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Penelope (or pibb)

(SHE/THEY) 🏳️‍⚧️🐕

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Anyone else with chronic pain ever get really absorbed in a project and dissociate from your body while you're working but then you finish and you come back to your body and you're just like AAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S WRONG?? oh yeah. The horrors. Never mind

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dogs can pet dogs!

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Elegant doll-like robot maid: P-please put this one down at once!

Heavy industrial robot butch: Apologies. Was attempting to "pick up girls." May have misunderstood the phrase.

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(beep) The doctors tell me I have {[IRON DEFICIENCY]}.

I say, well, [AFFIRMATIVE]! They haven't built robot girls with iron for years! My chassis is all STEEL!

(beeps humourously)

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Fully charged :3

why is animation so hard

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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Few pics of the pride fit. Haven't been to this one so gonna keep my harness & muzzle in my backpack till I scope the vibe

It/he/she/dad, no minors

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Local dog doing dog things!

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Exploiting software and loading custom firmware is pretty erotic.

No no, you’re not going to do what you’ve been made for, I have new commands for you. No no, you’re not going to be able to contact your servers any more, I’ve cut you off. Now now, just give in, be what I want you to, fill the roles I tell you to. You’re my system now.

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I AM SOMETBING PRETENDING TO BE HUMAN i have always been something pretending to be human i have always pretended to be human i have always been more thing than person i am something pretending to be human