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“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

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ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS BUT IF SHE

disrespects workers in the service industry for no valid reason

THEN SHES A THOT

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Harry Styles and mick Jagger are the same age. Just let that sink in.

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oh he fucking did that

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person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

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My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’“

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Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]

Second cat slowly looks at the camera.

Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!

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i can be yuor devil

or your angle

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worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

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powerful energies to ward off negativity in 2018