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Just announced! Poppy is going on TOUR with Avenged Sevenfold March 2024 🎸 Tickets go on sale Friday, 12/1 but… you can get your tickets EARLY this Thursday, 11/30, through the LIVE NATION presale using code “BACKSTAGE” 🙌

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Oooh I didn’t realize that being adopted as an adult is totally different, you get to fuck your mom. This is way better than being adopted as a child

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Being a stay at home dog is so cool. You can’t trust YOUR dog to salt and bag the chicken for dinner. My owner can. How’s that bitches

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Butch/masc chivalry where you give her your jacket when she starts shivering in her dress, where you quicken your step to get ahead of her and open the door for her, or where in the car you tell her "stay right there, darling" then go around, open the passenger door and hold out a hand for her to grab

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@ecto_fun on twitter

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Breaking the urine barrier so I can go at Mach Pee

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Why is gatekeeping butchness like.. the thing

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Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?

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do you guys ever think about dying? ✨

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cant believe they let me drive an automobile. im just a puppy. this is madness. i should not be in control of a 1.5 tonne metal box

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𝙰𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝟷𝟺, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟹 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶 -𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟹

[ID: but the love lies buried to the point of suffocation under fear and self-reproaches. END ID]

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The nb urge to fake your own death and stow away to Spain never to return am I right

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bowknot leather jacket from didi moda fw 23 ⋆

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i need to be a boy and a girl at the same time

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i'm a taylor swift centrist. she makes perfectly tolerable pop music that i can't imagine really getting into. dunno what it is about her that makes so many people go insane

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If you get horny from your nipples being sucked on. You actually just deserve to be fucking ruined. And reminded of why you're fucking perfect

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Zack lives AU where Cloud is still catatonic but Zack and Aerith forget he’s there for a second to have desperate and furtive reunion sex only for Aerith to look over in the middle and realize not only is he semi conscious, he’s watching and might have a boner.