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They were not, in fact, fine

Raine, are you alive? Because it would be really cool if your last act was saving Eda's life but I really don't want you to be dead :(

Yeah, I'm alive. Probably won't be for long though, what with the Collector literally reshaping the entire world

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Lilith: Terra isn't talking to me

Raine: enjoy it while it lasts

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Lilith: How petty can you get?

Adrian: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Terra: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Darius: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Lilith: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Hunter: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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Lilith: so we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here

Lilith: and if you don't, well then fuck you

Lilith: I'm looking at you, Darius, you jealous mop

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Lilith: what if mayonnaise came in cans?

Adrian: that would suck because you can't microwave metal

Darius: good morning to everyone except these two witches

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Raine, are you alive? Because it would be really cool if your last act was saving Eda's life but I really don't want you to be dead :(

Yeah, I'm alive. Probably won't be for long though, what with the Collector literally reshaping the entire world

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Darius, holding a kettle: coffee or tea?

Adrian: coffee

Darius: WRONG. It's tea

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Darius: I've met a lot of pricks in my time

Darius: but you, Adrian?

Darius: you are a fucking cactus

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*Eberwolf dies in a game with ships*

Hunter: this ship is no longer a ship of love. It is a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us

Hunter: the spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury

Adrian: legend has it that Eber still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks

Eberwolf: [of course I do]

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Raine: adulting is hard, how do I quit?

Darius: time travel

Adrian: die

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Hunter: mint is just cold spicy

Darius: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

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Hey Raine did Eda tell you, how snow gave her a large brain freeze, because she swallowed a bunch of snowballs? Then she stuffed moss up her nose.

Oh my Titan. I should be surprised but I’m really, really not. I thought she was smarter. I taught her how to pace herself while doing that, and she just forgot it? It’s only been twenty years!

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Lilith: I'm strong! I beat Hunter at arm wrestling!

Darius: oh, come on. Anyone can beat Hunter at arm wrestling

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Adrian: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as...

Adrian: ...people I work with

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Hey Darius is it true that Adrian is a crystal ball reject?

You know how rumours are almost always untrue, but based on a fact?

This isn’t one of those times. It’s 100% true.

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Hunter: do you think different paints have different tastes?

Adrian: they do

Lilith: why did you say that with such certainty?