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hanging out with you felt like being awake during surgery. when can i see you again

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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Hey. Just wanted to apologize for using my mystic eyes on you the other day. It was a callous disregard of your autonomy, and I just want you to know– sorry can you look me in the eye while I’m telling you this

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

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Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.

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thinking of getting poisoned later

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Staying by Ali Shapiro

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

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WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

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