if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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technocat doodle
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What kind of job do you have?
im a serologist + parasitologist for veterinary lab testing
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got one rso pen and one pen specifically for relaxation so i can get through this shift without being sober once
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due for some rainbows..
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seen in Portland Oregon
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it’s aftg o’clock for my brain again
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i feel like complaining just to complain but being an alter sucks i have no way to maintain friendships even if i wanted them and the over familiarity ilyas friends approach me with makes me uncomfortable
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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
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boys need to be bloody and pathetic more often . they need to be whiny and whimpery and desperate i think.
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babies
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jean moreau came back to himself in pieces
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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution
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