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This is actually incorrect now lol

I have a favorite and it's not Cat. It's the only one I'm nonsharing with; the Darkling

Who’s your fav F/O?

Oh f-k you!

I love all of my f/os Cat equally! how dare you it's 100% Cat for shame

Evil I tell you evil

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“You can selfship with villains just as long as you don’t condone or support their actions!” …Why the fuck would I not?? That’s my husband!! Let him have hobbies!!! If someone gets ripped apart, surely they were just in my beloved’s way~ I am like the cat he strokes on his lap in the swivel chair.

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Boy is that accurate as f-k

how it feels posting about your selfship

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So tempted to take one of my f/os and just... Toxicity be upon ye for the funnies. Like lemme be toxic and shitty w/ an f/o please I deserve it. As a treat.

Like havin' an abusive f/o... Or an f/o that my s/i abuses... Somethin toxic or somethin

As a treat.

I already have my AC ocs as a treat but like... I can have more treats

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Currently thinking about my selfships and how I don't think they'd be very high on my rankings (? Not sure what else to call it). None of them would be an equal person that's for sure. And nobody (but me) is above my buddy. So they'd probably be down... That's probably not the best but also ehhh idc

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It would be so funny if I decided I was gonna selfship w/ somebody from every AC game... It'd be f-king hilarious. I'd laugh. Maybe I should. Maybe I will. Nobody can stop me. I am unstoppable.

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"I ruined their life" S/I × "They saved my life" F/O

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Since it's pride month Imma say;

Me and my f/os r aro4aro... Maybe. Idk. Idk if they're aro but I'm aro and they're all very cool with it.

Me n my f/os havin platonic s-x cus romance is bleh

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Reblog to kiss your F/O

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I wanna bite my f/os. I wanna go om nom nom

All of my f/os are extremely biteable.

And I am a silly puppyboy who bites to show affection.

I also want to bite them in not so safe ways ;3

*sound* I should draw them with hickeys. I deserve to mark them up a bit honestly.

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Okay but

This song is just me about any character my f/o is shipped with like- *vague gesture*

You're gonna sit here and tell me I'm wrong???

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Did a painting :3

I kinda hate it but still

Might do lineart over it and see if that looks any better

Also here's the thumbnail sketch I did cus I really like it

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Anywho here's some art I did of my s/i with Cat and Hope.

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I'm aromantic but apparently I'm affected enough by Hope to write romantic poetry... Neat

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My f/os would give me supply actually. They would. And I wouldn't have to ask for it. Yep yep. Just "Oh Ethan is here; *compliments go brrr*"

Is that bad to think? Maybe. Do I care? Not in the slightest.

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So the silly puppyboy may or may not be working on selfship stuff while in class...

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I hate that the default for "x readers" is female. Most of the ones for my f/os are fem and it's upsetting. Guys can like the male characters too! At least give me a neutral reader! :<