pureadamas

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Clary and Izzy were gonna become parabatai. Clary and Izzy were gonna become parabatai. Clary and Izzy were gonna become parabatai. Clary and Izzy were gonna become parabatai and we don’t even get to see a scene of it. i feel robbed.

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Magnus: *is wearing a fancy outfit*

Alec: ugh I wish I could pull that off

Magnus: go ahead

Alec: ...what

Magnus: ...what

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Clary: i’m like a newspaper

Alec: ??? explain.

Clary: i have a new issue every day.

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Magnus: *removing shirt* oh my god it’s so hot

Alec: yeah but why are you taking off my shirt?

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Clary teaching everyone how to use social-media

Clary: ok so this is snapchat...you can put filters on your face

Izzy: oooh this makes me look fabulous!

Magnus: i’m already fabulous. next.

Clary: okay. this is instagram. you can share pictures of yourself and find other people’s accounts.

Jace: *searches up “hot guys”*

Everyone: *stares*

Jace: what? i thought there might be a picture of me or something

Clary: valid point. anyways, now we have tumblr. people just make random posts about random things.

Alec: everyone on here seems so sad! i love it!!

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Magnus: hey Alec, you have really nice hands

Alec: thanks..?

Magnus: you know where they would be even nicer?

Alec: where?

Magnus: around-

Clary: THE HOLY BIBLE OF THE LORD AMEN

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Alec: hey Magnus there’s a demon attack close by so I have to go help, I’ll be back soon

Magnus: aww don’t leave

Alec: I’m sorry but I have to

Magnus: but really, would you rather be doing demon hunting or me?

Alec: ...

Magnus: ...

Alec: you.

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*Alec breaks his bow*

Alec: *walks into Magnus’ apartment*

Magnus: hey Alexander... I heard you broke your favourite bow?

Alec: yeah I loved it so much...whatever

Magnus: hang on a bit ok

Alec: ok?

Magnus: *summons a demon in the living room*

Magnus: I need a new bow

Alec: Aw baby you didn’t have to summon a demon for my bow, I could have just boug-

Magnus: It doesn’t even have to work, the place where Alec puts his bow on the wall is so empty... and since it’s from Edom, maybe add a touch of fire?

Alec: oh

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Magnus: I love all the lightwoods!! Lizzie, Maxine, Roger, Marianna and Alexander Gideon Lightwood

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star signs as things shadowhunters characters have said

Aries: I knew it! You want to kiss me, don’t you? -Jace

Taurus: What's the point in wasting a perfectly good brick wall when you have someone to throw against it, that's what I always say -Isabelle

Gemini: You always have a choice -Magnus

Cancer: I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead -Jace

Leo: Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt -Clary

Virgo: He'd burn the whole world down till he could dig you out of the ashes -Alec

Libra: You never called me back -Alec

Scorpio: The clave has the collective intelligence of a pineapple -Jace

Saggitarius: Yeah, but there’s like a 90% chance of me being right most of the time, so that’s not proof you were listening -Jace

Capricorn: I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt -Isabelle

Aquarius: You’re the only person I can trust right now -Clary

Pisces: If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat -Jace

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Clary: don’t step on that bug

Jace: *about to step on it*

Clary: STOP!! It has a life too!!

Jace: ok fine I won’t step on it

Clary: good

Jace: I don’t wanna mess up my new shoes

Clary: ...

Jace: :)

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Alec: Jace is such a cool name, it sounds really angelic

Jace: I know right? I’m amazing

Izzy: well it’s the only part of his name that’s stayed the same this last month so

Clary: but like make up your mind! You can’t be Jace herondale-lightwood-morgenstern-wayland

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before the Malec wedding scene in 1x13:

Alec: im marrying Lydia

Izzy: but you’re gay

Alec: no im not what?!1!?

Jace: you can’t pretend you’re not gay

Alec: watch me

*Magnus kisses Alec in front of the entire wedding party AND the bride*

Alec: ok maybe im a little gay haha

Magnus: about as straight as the curves of your lips

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My friends’ reaction to shadowhunters kisses

Sizzy: skkssjdi they’re so cute aw simon is an adorable little dork and Izzy is so badass

Clace: was this the one you said was incest a long time ago? Is it bad that I like this? They’re really cute omg

Malec: OMG GET IN THERE. I AM LIVING FOR THIS. YES TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF. I DON’T EVEN KNOW THEM BUT DAMN.

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what would probably happen if Malec went camping

Alec: is it cold in here

Magnus: *magicks blanket* not anymore

Alec: I’m hun-

Magnus: *magicks pizza* nope

Alec: this cabin-

Magnus: *renovates the entire cabin* no

Alec: but you didn’t even know what I was going to say

Magnus: but this cabin really does need work

Alec: ok... we should roast-

Magnus: *magicks fire* yeah we should

Alec: magNUS WHY IS THERE A FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOOD CABIN ABORT ABORT

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Clary loves Jace so much that she couldn’t stab him even if it meant saving the entire shadow world and that’s beautiful

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Raphael is an underrated character in my opinion, he taught Simon how to manage being a vampire, gave him blood when he needed it, and brought him to Clary after he was bitten.