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@freezer-bride-your-sweet-divine jupiter and juno pjo
delicately holds up 2 characters (specimen) with tweezers whilst peering sagely through a jeweller's lens: "why yes. oh yes...they'll make a marvelous divorced couple"
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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits


make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏
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normalize taking drugs just to fit in and make your friends think you're cool
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Things I like about reading original novels written by fanfiction authors:
Gripping, dramatic, character-driven plotlines
Convincing romances with well-written sex scenes
Three-dimensional, morally grey characters with fascinating backstories
Things I don't like about reading original novels written by fanfiction authors:
The bizarre lack of female main characters, wtf is with that, you're not writing Sherlock fanfic any more, you are ALLOWED TO PUT WOMEN IN IT
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might have to become a furry. wasn't interested before but my brain just spit out the worst fursona and i feel obligated to manifest it into existence. (she's a husky racefaking as a wolf for social media clout)
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I’m making this post on the behalf of Sami and his family. Fundraiser here.
Sami says:
"A simple picture, yet it holds a powerful meaning. Tell me what did you understand, and what will you do? 'I understood that these children are in urgent need of donations, and I will donate. I will also share this post—it might help in some way. This image is full of sorrowful meaning, and I will do everything I can for these innocent children. I will donate so that they can go to school, eat clean food, and sleep in peace.' This is exactly what is happening right now with me and my family in the heart of Gaza. Please, donate—share—speak up. Don’t stop. We are between life and death. Don’t leave us behind."
Please do anything you can to help, any engagement is appreciated even if you cannot directly give to the campaign. Thank you so much <3.
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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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I don't know how long this will last, but the situation here in Gaza is getting worse every day after the war between Iran and Israel. I forgot about Gaza. No one talks about us anymore, and the news doesn't mention us. All that is being discussed is Iran, Israel, and America.It's as if they forgot that the main problem is Gaza.
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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hiii chat. oki so im going on a trip 4 a bit, so i wont ve on tumblr (YONDR!!!!). so like...feel lfree to just spam that ask box with fun suprises 4 me when i come back. i may not get to all of them but ueagh! Itll be nice
@livlocus @somewhereincairparavel @freezer-bride-your-sweet-divine @molloyism
#like those r the mutuals that regualrly semd asks i think#and like...for anyone else i just didnt wanna he intrusive#trip
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EW MY THIRD CHOICE UNIVERSITY IS OFFERING AI CLASSES
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are we just gonna casually ignore the fact that the demigod version of "id give up my last cookie for you baby <33" is "I'll reject immortality for you"
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