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I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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like i understand why people really love king julien and the lemurs from the madagascar series of films who here does not like to move it move it. but i do feel we should be putting respect on zaboomafoo for opening a path for lemurs to enter popular culture we would never have the madagascar lemurs or even momo from avatar the last air bender if it wasnt for zaboo also the ancient romans thought they were the restless spirits of the undead and man doesnt that just sum them up so great

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I don't like giving my dog cigarettes, but it's the only thing he'll trade me for Xanax

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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

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reposting because op was fash

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SLEEPOVER at my place tonight!! We're reading granddad's men's magazines. No girls allowed

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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

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A WIP of an evening primrose witch

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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

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That scene was. Horrifying. But I will not stop trying to get the tadpole out I don't CARE what the game says.

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doing the marge simpson impression so hard that I throw up

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He do be squintin

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