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Deltarune Tomorrow

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MY EYES

get ready everyone

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Meat Nothing, the ace version of Meat Sex

copyrighting neon dream as we speak

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*jingles over to you* My name was spoken, I have been summoned.

My predictions for the next arc of Chikn Nuggit:

That's it that's the post

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If Caterpie or Voltorb came out in Gen 7, people would complain about them.

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They kick you out of necromancy school if you're too good at it

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Ok guys I think this means that I won Tumblr, I can stop now

My predictions for the next arc of Chikn Nuggit:

That's it that's the post

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Happy Palindrome Day!

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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Molly ahoy!

so. cracks knuckles. molly ahoy, huh?

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This post is getting liked again after the new episode, let's gooooooo

My predictions for the next arc of Chikn Nuggit:

That's it that's the post

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A quaalude or something idk I've been feeling kinda low lately

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

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Bro reinvented deduction (positive)

i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing

you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it

weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!

a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)

been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.

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Ok now we're just inventing people

them acting like the stars are like. incapable and significantly inferior and dont have comparable power to mcd*vid and dr*isaitl is really annoying and disrespectful. this is our third year in a ROW playing in the wcf. we have possibly the best dpairing in the league and our best dman is essentially playing fresh. mikko is leading the league in ploff points. otter has faced 100 more shots than any other goalie and still has a better sv% than almost anyone else rn. this is a dangerous team and its crazy and ignorant to act like we’re not. and also its johnston. like with a t.

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My fyp is getting weirder and weirder

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Materialism is a branch of philosophy

Lazy and incompetent parents using television to raise their children has led us to the Redditors that are constantly commenting, “Source?”, because they are incapable of seeing the world through a perspective that isn’t based on materialism, aren’t aware that there are different types of scientific evidence, that material evidence is ultimately the least reliable type of evidence, and the entire subject of science was discovered through philosophy using non-material sources of evidence.

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I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

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by Laerte Coutinho