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OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.

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Drunk squirrel took the sculpey home and had a confusing morning after

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

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BOYCOTT AIRBNB

These people are trying to take over every aspect of our lives.

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I love the silly noises tigers make

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

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Ok I want to say something controversial

But you are responsible for your own safe spaces. You can block tags, block words, block people.

“But i thought fandom was supposed to be a safe space” —yeah you have to curate it.

Unfortunately one persons’s safe space may be another persons’ trigger. That’s ok. Simply block them, block the tag, block the word etc. They can do the same for you.

Maybe I’m just out of touch, but I’ve been around since the days of “don’t like, don’t read” and that’s a good philosophy. If it squicks you, scroll past. If it causes you anxiety or upset, block! Plenty of people are responsive if you ask them to tag an upsetting trigger. And if they’re dicks about it, block em.

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but the good news is:

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❤️Online Obsession - Customisation

❤️Customise your character in my upcoming yandere visual novel!

❤️You can customise your pronouns, personality, skin colour, hair colour, length and texture!

Your personality defines your eye type and colour

Your appearance is reflected in CGIs and game graphics

Your appearance also affects how your character is described

Your personality affects your character's behaviour and some interactions, as well as certain dynamics with Adisorn

❤️ The demo is coming out this February 14th on Steam and Itch!

❤️I am the only developer, so reblogs are greatly appreciated!

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Sorry if this question annoys you, you're in no obligation to answer it whatsoever! But when are you updating the Mr. Goffard fanfic?

Thank you for asking and I apologize for the delay. The fanfic as it is is finished. However, it's being edited and rewritten into an original story with about 20,000 or so extra words!

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Don't forget to sexualize the grotesque and romanticize the horrific today!

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You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

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Happy Halloween from Xiaohei and friends!

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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

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war never changes