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He's been asking to do something more challenging

He's a good kid, a little annoying

Bachelor's in Criminal Justice at John Jay

Got the award of excellency at the academy

Talkative - "Quite the chatty Cathy" -Elsbeth

Opted out of the CIA because he "liked to be on the ground, you know, with the people"

Took a comprehensive cybersecurity course

Dad wasn't too pleased with him opting out of the CIA

His nana died - "The funeral home where my nana's service was held was nothing like this"

He participated in a mock search and rescue for his neighbor's cat when he was a kid

He's thorough - "No. And I'm thorough" -Officer Chandler

Attentive to detail/attention to detail (no detail unturned)

pt 2:

He's talkative:

"Quite the chatty Cathy" -Elsbeth

"A little annoying" -Captain Wagner

Shares a lot of details about himself

Careful to detail:

"And I'm thorough"

Participated in a mock search and rescue

Extrovert (point 1)

! Dead nana

Likes to interact with people

I originally made this for something else but then it got wet and ripped so I remade it so yeah I guess I don't know :P I don't even know of it's accurate or not because I made it when I was bored and I literally wrote down everything he and others said about himself and things he did and tried to write a basic bullet point summary

(Btw It's a Personality/Character Sheet for Officer Chandler)

The top is the og paper and the one below is the new piece of paper

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imagine being othered and then deciding that the only thing your oppressors got wrong was which group is morally correct and which one is bad and gross

queer separatism frustrates me more with every passing day

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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how hot of a take is it to say that trials of apollo is the best percy jackson series?

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I DID IT! I made a Roblox Officer Chandler cosplay I might change the body type later but idk

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Just thought you should know that hasbro has announced an official long furby

No this is not a joke

Kids these days. Back in my day we had to put the long in the furbies ourselves. We had to skin the furbies for tumblr. There was no other choice.

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ok this dni has me sobbing

proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list

this person doesn’t know what they are

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Shout out to my fellow neurodivergent women who dont feel quite like a woman but dont Not feel like a woman either so u just keep at it cause if it works it works 🤷‍♀️

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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nyashno 💚

commision from @vilochkaaa

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why do people on here complain like "you know you don't have to say these things" like bro it's the internet??? people are going to be saying shit. it is you who has the skill issue. in order to be good at internet you must learn to fucking ignore people

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I know autism is probably the more common interpretation but there’s a ton of ADHD in Elsbeth. The hand moments are particularly familiar to me.

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it's not sublime it's fucking miserable i had a nosebleed for three hours once and then i had to get my nose cauterized and it hurt :(

also it so often happens when i'm trying to sleep. like stoppppp i'm tirrrrrreeed

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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i've said it before and i'll say it again, if you think sports are too male-centric then FUCKING SUPPORT THE WNBA

queer separatism frustrates me more with every passing day

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fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.